Oh really...
I always thought it would be a suprise, but I eventually abandoned that idea. Hey, picture this.
*AM2_Worker has signed onto #suzukis_office
<AM2_Worker> Sir, Shenmue III is nearing completion!
<Yu_Suzuki> Ah good, soon one of the greatest video game series of all time will be completed!
<AM2_Worker> the fans are dying for this game!
<Yu_Suzuki> Oh really? Well, maybe we can play a little joke on them!
<AM2_Worker> WTF?
<Yu_Suzuki> We pretend that we haven't started work on it, and confuse them, because they think we have! They will get sooo annoyed!
<AM2_Worker> LOLOLOL!!!
<AM2_Worker> ROTFLMAO!!!!1111
<Yu_Suzuki> They'll hate us afterwards, and then we'll have no fans!
<Am2_Worker> LOL You can be sooooo funny!!!111
<Yu_Suzuki> No, I'm serious!
<AM2_Worker> ...WHAT???
<AM2_Worker> I thought we were going to release info at E3!
*"AM2_Worker" has changed his/her nick to "AM2_Worker|Yu_Is_A_Maniac"
<AM2_Worker|Yu_Is_A_Maniac> YOU IDIOT!!!
<Yu_Suzuki> HAHA!!!
<Yu_Suzuki> I WILL ACHEIVE MY LIFELONG GOAL oF HAVING NO FANS!!!
<AM2_Worker|Yu_Is_A_Maniac> ...
<AM2_Worker|Yu_Is_A_Maniac> I HATE YOU!!!
*AM2_Worker|Yu_Is_A_Maniac has left #suzuki's_office
<Yu_Suzuki> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!11
<Yu_Suzuki> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1111111ONEONETWO234!!!
<Yu_Suzuki> YOU FOOLISH IDIOT!!! YOU FELL FOR IT!!!
*Yu_Suzuki laughs evilly!!!!
<Yu_Suzuki> Oh wait... you're not here...
I mean, they've constantly started work on SIII and then, all of a sudden, not started... see what I mean?