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I'm as tall as Yoda baby!
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 8:43 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How tall are you?
Replies: 118
Views: 4226

''Hey mister! You wanna wrestle?'' Lol, yeah right, Ryo should have said ''No way! I bet the police are watching!''
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 8:40 am
 
Forum: Shenmue II
Topic: Ironic how shenmue works
Replies: 21
Views: 1119

Ryo arrives at Hong Kong. He talks to the woman who gave him a shag on the boat for a bit. She tells him that Wank Chai is not far. He passes by an arm wrestiling area...
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:55 am
 
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Pornmue 1
Replies: 238
Views: 8997

Here it is. Just made me laugh really.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:18 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Who watched "What the world thinks of America?
Replies: 56
Views: 1939

A bit off topic, but what the hell. Today I saw this poster that said ''proud to be American.'' And it had a picture of a Eagle's head infront of the US flag. And all I could think was ''Lol, that eagle is proud to be American.''
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:13 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Who watched "What the world thinks of America?
Replies: 56
Views: 1939

WTF indeed. Lol, this bashing review gave me a good laugh today. This is I why rarely read reviews. Imagine if I did, and took this one into acount--I would have missed out on one of the greates things ever created.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:08 am
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: WTF
Replies: 30
Views: 1614

Yes, they are a bunch of ''crack heads.''
Well... thats the end of that convocation then.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 6:57 am
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: Mad Angels
Replies: 4
Views: 331

Joy's a whore alright. She could suck the led out of a pencil.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 5:04 am
 
Forum: Shenmue II
Topic: Whys' everyone so friendly with Joy?
Replies: 35
Views: 2079

You know whats even more weird? No one has any parents in Shenmue.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 5:02 am
 
Forum: Shenmue II
Topic: Ironic how shenmue works
Replies: 21
Views: 1119

He'll probably move to the Y.M.C.A.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 5:01 am
 
Forum: Shenmue II
Topic: Yuanda Zhu's Fate
Replies: 26
Views: 1430

Now to Shenmue-II.

Fuckmue.
by TEEPO™
Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:08 am
 
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Pornmue 1
Replies: 238
Views: 8997

Sometimes I envy the people who haven't played Shenmue yet. It's a wonderful experience when you play it for the first time--better than sex.
by TEEPO™
Fri Jun 27, 2003 5:55 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: what is up my bitches
Replies: 66
Views: 1993

Those character files freak me out. They just look scary.
by TEEPO™
Thu Jun 26, 2003 9:17 am
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chai in What's Shenmue!?!
Replies: 11
Views: 390

Saw some guy with a scar on his face. All I could think was ''Lan Di!''
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 25, 2003 6:43 am
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: Shenmue Spotting
Replies: 26
Views: 1360

Ryo and Chai have a bit of scruffle. Chai is defeated.

Ryo walks up on the steps to the ship. He looks at a used condom in his hand.
FLASHBACK.
Ryo is banging Nozomi.

Ryo enters the ship. The ship leaves.

Next... Shenmue-II.

To pass the time, Ryo jacks-off on the boat.
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:53 am
 
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: Pornmue 1
Replies: 238
Views: 8997
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