I'm as tall as Yoda baby!

''Hey mister! You wanna wrestle?'' Lol, yeah right, Ryo should have said ''No way! I bet the police are watching!''

Ryo arrives at Hong Kong. He talks to the woman who gave him a shag on the boat for a bit. She tells him that Wank Chai is not far. He passes by an arm wrestiling area...

Here it is. Just made me laugh really.

A bit off topic, but what the hell. Today I saw this poster that said ''proud to be American.'' And it had a picture of a Eagle's head infront of the US flag. And all I could think was ''Lol, that eagle is proud to be American.''

WTF indeed. Lol, this bashing review gave me a good laugh today. This is I why rarely read reviews. Imagine if I did, and took this one into acount--I would have missed out on one of the greates things ever created.

Yes, they are a bunch of ''crack heads.''
Well... thats the end of that convocation then.

Joy's a whore alright. She could suck the led out of a pencil.

You know whats even more weird? No one has any parents in Shenmue.

He'll probably move to the Y.M.C.A.

Now to Shenmue-II.

Fuckmue.

Sometimes I envy the people who haven't played Shenmue yet. It's a wonderful experience when you play it for the first time--better than sex.

Those character files freak me out. They just look scary.

Saw some guy with a scar on his face. All I could think was ''Lan Di!''

Ryo and Chai have a bit of scruffle. Chai is defeated.

Ryo walks up on the steps to the ship. He looks at a used condom in his hand.
FLASHBACK.
Ryo is banging Nozomi.

Ryo enters the ship. The ship leaves.

Next... Shenmue-II.

To pass the time, Ryo jacks-off on the boat.