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Re: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn

jeez guys I don't want Shenmue III to become Bailu Brokeback Village.
by SMDzero
Mon Jun 29, 2015 9:19 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn
Replies: 40
Views: 10403

Re: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn

I just hope the series ends with Ryo and Lan Di sitting down over a bowl of carrots to make up with each other.
by SMDzero
Mon Jun 29, 2015 4:40 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn
Replies: 40
Views: 10403

Re: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn

Lan Di: Do you remember this carrot? Iwao: Carrot? Lan Di: This is the carrot you used to kill Sun Ming Zhao! Iwao: It can't be... that carrot!! Lan Di: Get up, I'm going to stick this carrot where the sun don't shine! Iwao: Forgive me.. for making you.. eat.. Ryo: Wha.. what are you saying?! Father...
by SMDzero
Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:17 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn
Replies: 40
Views: 10403

Re: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn

Did Iwao kill Sunming Zhao because he didn't eat his carrots?
by SMDzero
Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:37 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn
Replies: 40
Views: 10403

Re: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn

Shenmue III will open with the 2 giant mirrors rolling back to reveal a tomb filled with piles of carrots far as the eye can see.

Ryo will have to protect his carrot horde from the Chi-You-Men.
by SMDzero
Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:39 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn
Replies: 40
Views: 10403

Re: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn

Damn dude... I never thought of it like that. Maybe Iwao could just still buy the same quantity of carrots and just divide up Ryo's uneaten share between him, Fuku-san, and Ine-San? Or maybe he could hook Ryo up to an IV and feed him carrots intravenously? Either way it's a dick move to force Ryo to...
by SMDzero
Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:26 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn
Replies: 40
Views: 10403

Re: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn

Iwao should have been ashamed of himself. He's a murderer trying to act all high and mighty just because he doesn't waste food.
by SMDzero
Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:10 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn
Replies: 40
Views: 10403

I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn

whether or not Ryo eats the carrots. The carrots have already been paid for so what difference does it make whether Ryo eats them or throws them away?
by SMDzero
Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:00 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue
Topic: I'm sure the farmers don't give a damn
Replies: 40
Views: 10403

Re: Would be great if the franchise ended on a bookends endi

I think that the Shenhua opening prologue scene in Shenmue 1 takes place after the story has ended.. and it will end again with Shenhua again on the cliff narrating the epilogue and says "and thus the sage ends."
by SMDzero
Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:40 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue III
Topic: Would be great if the franchise ended on a bookends ending
Replies: 6
Views: 1657

Re: New Shenmue Trademark Information

Would be very very surprised if we didn't get Shenmue HD in the next year or two. I can't wait to play the games again know that the story will go on.
by SMDzero
Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:18 am
 
Forum: Shenmue III
Topic: New Shenmue Trademark Information
Replies: 38
Views: 8613

Re: Shenmue III Stretch Goals revealed!!!!!

Here's an idea guys: What if Yu Suzuki takes our 5 million, goes to Vegas and bets it all on black?

Would we want him to take this chance to double our money into 10 Million and make the game we all deserve?
by SMDzero
Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:11 am
 
Forum: Shenmue III
Topic: Shenmue III Stretch Goals revealed!!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 2140

Re: Shenmue III Stretch Goals revealed!!!!!

LOL Seriously though I'm kinda thinking that Yu won't show anymore stretch goals after the 5 M. I mean what's the point if just getting to 5M would be a huge victory? I hope Shenmue 3 is still an open world game even @ 5 million.. even though Guilin was a decidledly linear affair Shenmue just isn't ...
by SMDzero
Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:05 am
 
Forum: Shenmue III
Topic: Shenmue III Stretch Goals revealed!!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 2140

Shenmue III Stretch Goals revealed!!!!!

2 Million- Shenmue 3 becomes a reality and is released! 2.5 Million: - Free look and lock on camera added to Shenmue 3! 3.0 Million:- Fighting system added to Shenmue 3! 3.5 Million: Full voice acting for Cinema Sequences! 4.0 Million: Full voice acting for all characters! 4.5 Million: Additional Ch...
by SMDzero
Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:36 pm
 
Forum: Shenmue III
Topic: Shenmue III Stretch Goals revealed!!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 2140

Re: $10 million

The kickstarted would reach 10 mil if each of the 40k backers pledged $250. Who wouldn't pay $250 for the real Shenmue 3 if it were on store shelves right now!?!? Even if Shenmue 3 isn't totally filled out I think we've already played Shenmue with cut content. Shenmue was getting smaller and smaller...
by SMDzero
Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:34 am
 
Forum: Shenmue III
Topic: $10 million
Replies: 77
Views: 20138

Release date idea

Loooong time lurker. Over-the-moon for Shenmue 3!!!!!!! :rotflmao: Really hope Baisha, Choubu, and Bailu are 100% filled out via stretch goals!!! So here's what Sega/Sony should do to get us through the next 2.5 years before Shenmue 3. Release a Shenmue Complete Saga Ad that ends with the following ...
by SMDzero
Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:10 am
 
Forum: Shenmue III
Topic: Release date idea
Replies: 0
Views: 593
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