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Re: The Shenmue Dojo - 10th Anniversary Video & Members Gall

Bluecast wrote: Shenmuedabest is a fucking fucked fucker fucking all fucks of fuckdom. Fucker.


I thought Brosauce originally posted this? How strange.
by Shenmuedabest
Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:19 pm
 
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Re: The Shenmue Dojo - 10th Anniversary Video & Members Gall

http://i.imgur.com/e6N0fIN.jpg

It looks more like luigi though, but that gave me quite a chuckle. That outfit was pretty much perfect to do this. Fuck I had no idea i had Italian blood in me, good shit. Even though im sure you think this was one of your examples of "fucking with me hardcore" or whatever non sense you were babbling in the other topic. :lol:

That phrase is nowt to do with me bro

you dont even need to know them all, you just need to know what to say and how to act around police officers. There are videos on youtube talking about what to say (which you should never much to them at all), explaining what all they legally can and cant do etc. I fuck with them HARDCORE, let them pull me over, they will wish they hadnt. Basically you have to demoralize them, make them feel fucking stupid (especially if they are harrassing you for little to no reason) fun fact: did you know that part of the police officers job requirements is to take an IQ test? And if their IQ too high guess what? they dont get hired! Sad, I know, but just remember most cops arent excessively bright, which means they can be out smarted. Use that to your advantage.

http://i.imgur.com/kYfnQ3T.jpg
by Shenmuedabest
Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:12 pm
 
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Old people in general. All the ones that fought in the war are pretty much dead or are having their arse wiped for them. If an old person says "I was in the war" then fuck off they were just a kid and did shit all... apart from sewing bunting or some negligible bollocks... fuck em!!! Don't allow them to take your place in the queue. THE BASTARDS
by Shenmuedabest
Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:54 pm
 
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Re: The Shenmue Dojo - 10th Anniversary Video & Members Gall

:rotflmao: =D>

Yeah I didnt remember that post at all until just now. Some of these pics of me just get more and more entertaining, my stupid quotes yall got a kick out of and slapped on these pics n shit. Did you do all these edits yourself qwerty? Maybe ill change my mind, u should stick around so long as you dont try to burn the place down. ;-)

Course I did em all yo. You must've been menstruating at the time dude coz you were HARDCORE. All fun and games innit.
by Shenmuedabest
Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:32 pm
 
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

Yesss... yesss... feel the hate flow through you...

Ahem.

Anyway...

"Cheeky" fucking "Nandos". Next person I hear say that is gonna get a dry slap (provided they're smaller than me).

Hit "like" if you don't like cancer. Fuck me. Are there people out there that *do* like cancer? I mean yeah, I can get down with AIDS, coz it's AIDS innit, what's not to like? But cancer? Guess I'd best hit "like" to show my support.
by Shenmuedabest
Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:56 pm
 
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Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits

I've met people before that when I've asked "what kind of music are you into?" they've just said "whatever's popular". I die inside for a moment due to coming to the realisation that there are people that have no modicum of art in any way, shape or form. They're the 21 Jump Street, eagerly anticipating 23 Jump Street, type of plebs.
by Shenmuedabest
Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:34 pm
 
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Feminism

Here it is!

Surprised it's not here already but fuck it lets start talking about it innit.

So, what say you? Do you agree with what women say about the glass ceiling effect? Personally, in all employments I've been in it's never been an issue, that's not to say it doesn't happen but I've never seen it exist. I believe in feminism, but only on the scale of everyone being equal, and that's what feminists bleat on about all the time; "we only want everything to be level". Well... why don't we call it humanism... or equalism? It's because a number of feminists don't want that, they are keen to be above males, and it doesn't matter whether they're legitimately better, but because they've got a vagina in the 21st century that automatically makes them better than you. Try picking up something heavy. What? Can't do it? Make me a fucking sandwich.

mue26 is exempt from replying to this topic as he doesn't have prior experience with teh femz
by Shenmuedabest
Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:16 pm
 
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Re: SHENMUE 3 ANNOUNCED FOR PS4 KICKSTARTER (INFORMATION INS

I don't really play or have all that much interest in video games any more. Even then, I'm very surprised that I managed to miss this for over a week...

Anyway, HOLY SHIT!!!

I remember numerous times, back in the day, breaking Dojo records for the number of people signed in when there was apparently going to be a "big announcement" at E3 or some other games show, and every time, we'd all be disappointed. Then all that Shenmue Online crap happened, and we didn't know whether to be excited or puzzled, and then that just disappeared. Eventually, I think most of us just accepted it wasn't going to happen ever.

I'm looking back at my post history on here. I first posted in 2004 - 11 years ago. I was 15 at the time. I stopped posting long ago, and long before that this place had become less about the Shenmue, and more a community of friends. This was a really important place for me for several years.

How amazing is it to come back here, over a decade after I first joined, and see that the one thing deep down we've all been longing for, which we'd all truthfully lost hope in, is actually going to happen? No game has ever immersed and captivated me like Shenmue did. It's still slowly sinking in, but I still can't quite believe it.

Welcome back yo (this is QWERTY btw)
by Shenmuedabest
Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:15 am
 
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Re: The Photography Thread

Here's a few from my time in Australia and South East Asia. All taken with just an iPhone or bog standard Sony Cybershot camera.

View of Melbourne from Williamstown:

http://i.imgur.com/t2zq5hu.jpg

Bali, Indonesia:

http://i.imgur.com/4KmuBDM.jpg

View of Lombok from Gilli Air, Indonesia:

http://i.imgur.com/DdM4eHT.jpg

Bayon Temple, Angkor, Siem Reap, Cambodia:

http://i.imgur.com/NYDIPmj.jpg

Ta Prohm Temple, Angkor, Siem Reap, Cambodia:

http://i.imgur.com/AgHMvqM.jpg

Neak Pean, Angkor, Siem Reap, Cambodia:

http://i.imgur.com/oUwFzl3.jpg

Sunrise at the Tatai River, Cambodia:

http://i.imgur.com/cGyP0vj.jpg

Hoi An, Vietnam:

http://i.imgur.com/ybr4MfT.jpg

Sapa, Vietnam:

http://i.imgur.com/Frr3c49.jpg

Nong Khiau, Laos:

http://i.imgur.com/jOyFe2d.jpg
by Shenmuedabest
Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:56 am
 
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Re: Feminism

Imagine you'd just achieved something truly spectacular, and you were announcing to the world your success in a mission which you had been involved in for over a year and was the undoubted pinnacle of your career thus far. You'd be pretty excited, right? Well imagine if a bunch of SJWs completely piss all over your bonfire and hurl a tirade of sexism accusations just because you wear a slightly risqué shirt. Is that fair? Would you consider it a definitive example of true equality between the sexes in this world? I don't think so. I felt so sorry for Matt Taylor, to be reduced to tears and have to provide a grovelling apology for what can at worst be considered a crime against fashion, and if that was reason enough for the feminazis to decide to punish an offender then Jeff would have been hung drawn and quartered by now.
by Shenmuedabest
Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:34 am
 
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