Spice World

Which film was it that had the kids in pumpkin masks turning into snakes and cockroaches when the pumpkin mask manufacturers' advert came on the TV? IIRC it had a doctor who worked it all out who ended up roaring "STOP IT!" at TV stations down the phone at the end....

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

John Carpenter intended to make Halloween films as different tales as evidenced in the above but buckled to studio pressure to return to Michael Myers after 3 under performed at the box office.

I'm exceptional at spelling. I've got awards and evryfink.

Hai guys.

I thought it would be a good idea to bring back the member of the month awards to help give members more of an incentive to post more quality and get things kicking back into gear around here again.

All you will need to do is send me a PM before the month is over nominating who you think should have the award and why and I will tot up the nominations and provide the winner with a certificate that they can display in their signature.

As I am doing the honours of collating this data then I feel it is only right that I should have the award for the month of November.

Happy voting!

Junk forum was dogshit. As Axm said, it was full of crap homoeroticism between Ryudon't and anime "Rape Face" gamer. So so lame.

Axm wrote:imbarrising

You are an awful person.

Nope. Who was presenting? I liked the odd guest presenter here n there, but it went downhill after Amstell left.

Some band called Rizzle Kicks. I have no idea who they are, but it was pretty funny watching Huey off of the Fun Lovin' Criminals lose his shit with them and smash his mug on the counter. I would post the YouTube vid but it's blocked at work.

MiTT3NZ wrote: What'd you do?

As Shenmue Dojo Member of the Month I felt it was my duty to help some of the newbies on the forum.

45 minutes to go until I finish my job forever! Been with this company for 5 and a half years, truly a very strange but exciting feeling.

MiTT3NZ wrote: Fucking LOL.

4:25 FTW

Seeing my familamidindong over the next few days and then Monday I leave. MONDAY. EeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkkKKKKKK!

Crimson Ryan wrote:

QWERTY wrote: Seeing my familamidindong over the next few days and then Monday I leave. MONDAY. EeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkkKKKKKK!

Best of luck. Go live the dream! Don't forget about us, either..

Make no mistake I'll be looking for a job that involves 50/50 work and pretending to work whilst surfing t'interwabs.

http://i.imgur.com/oVYZCYi.jpg

Writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson steps outside his contemporary world of dysfunctional Angelenos to explore a very different dysfunctional man -- an oil pioneer whose trailblazing spirit is equaled only by his murderous ambition. There Will Be Blood is Anderson's loose adaptation of the novel Oil! by Upton Sinclair, and it focuses its attentions on Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis), a miner who happens upon black gold during a disastrous excavation that ends in a broken leg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3THVbr4hlY

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

Excellent film.

Sat in a shit bar at Heathrow airport paying £4.75 for a pint of Guinness served by some fuck nugget with an attitude problem as I try to while away another 3 hours until I fly. Fuck it... I'm off to Australia, baby!

I don't think anyone would want your AIDS riddled, smaller than average penis anyway.

Hai guyz!

Sorry for the delay, I'm obviously a bit busy what with being all the way over on the other side of the world right now, but the votes have been counted and I am now ready to announce the winner of the Shenmue Dojo Member of the Month for December 2013.

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QWERTY

...with a simply massive 476 votes in favour!

Thanks a lot guys, it really means a lot to me to win this award two months on the trot.

Here is a sample of a few of the votes that I received...

I would like to nominate QWERTY for member of the month. He has shown a consistent level of charm, wit and charisma that I can only wish to ever replicate. He is undoubtedly the saviour of this forum and I for one am truly thankful that he continues to grace us with his presence. Bravo, QWERTY.

QWERTY is without any hesitation the most alpha male person I have ever encountered on a forum. His posts exude power, intelligence and a charmingly rambunctious style that makes a simple beta like myself weep with envy. I love you.

Thanks, boys.

http://i.imgur.com/RpvV9MI.jpg

There have been some really unpleasant, sour comments on this thread, shame on you.

Can I just say this: a 40 year old man has died very young, leaving behind a daughter. Whether you liked his work or not, whether you know him or not, that's a horrible story, and a real tragedy.

Rest in peace Paul Walker. I didn't know you, but have enjoyed your films, and I thank you for that. And my utmost respect and condolences to your friends and family on their loss.

Candle in the wind.

Here are some pics from the crash site:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/01/article-2516303-19BF93FE00000578-655_964x680.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1533818.1385868361!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/front1n-6.jpg

I would say lets see the list of who didnt see this coming, but there would be no one on it. What a yawn fest qwert get it together man...

Are you questioning the legitimacy of this contest? Surely 476 votes can't be fixed? You're just jealous because you didn't get a single vote.

Makes me wonder, how many people actually sent him real ballot PMs?

Depressingly I actually did, It wasn't what qwerty posted though.

ORLY?

http://i.imgur.com/sWUE48S.jpg

You are retarded if you didnt think this was gonna happen, if I can call what you are about to do, you have failed sir. Sorry, move on, you time has obviously passed. I even called it earlier in the topic, the fuck yall on? :lol:

Yo what you talkin' 'bout, Rapeface? If you're gonna state that you did something in particular in a topic previously then at least make sure you actually did what you say you did before flapping your gums. As far as I can see you only posted the below:

:lock:

:lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:


>:D bahahahahaha

:rotflmao:

He really is serious about all this? Oh man, this is gonna be good.

Now that don't look like anything is being "called out" to me. GTFO.

AnimeGamer183 wrote: read between lines, you aint foolin no one. LIke I said, step it up if you gonna do it man.

Left: before reading your posts.
Right: after reading your posts.

Respect to Tom Daley for coming out like that. Hopefully humankind is slowly moving beyond homophobia.

I'd have more respect for someone that didn't feel the need to announce their sexual orientation. Not disrespecting what he has done but why should homo or bisexual people have to "come out" anyway?

Holy shit that's some atrocious voice acting.

I know that I'm stating the obvious here, but I haven't touched Shenmue 2 since 2008, so it's kind of jarring.

I've never played the X-Box Shenmue II so have never heard the English dub until now, but yeah that was pretty fucking tragic.

Is it worse that I haven't played Shenmue I or II all the way through more than once?

mue 26 wrote:Haven't followed Grime much since I was like 17

Did Grime even exist over 20 years ago?

Dude, you made a topic trying to revive a dead tradition around here of doing member of the month and you proclaimed yourself member of the month 2 times in a row, you expect us to be rolling in the floor laughing or something? Please... again I say it, step it up if you are going to do it. There is no entertainment or humor here, sorry man. Wtf are you sayin again?

I didn't proclaim myself as anything. The other members of the Dojo are responsible for electing me as Member of the Month for December 2013. It's not really something I have any control over unfortunately. I can appreciate your frustration having not received any votes but I suggest you take it up with your fellow Dojo'ers rather than me.

If this becomes an actuality then my first step as honorary mod will be to ban mue 26.

Hai guyz.

So what with being a trusted and valued member of our society I thought it may be an idea to grant Members of the Month mod capabilities as we've been getting a fair old amount of spam recently which could be helpfully cleared up by an additional hand around these parts. The person would only have the powers during the month of their election so it is down to the general consensus of the forum who that additional "mod" would be.

What say you?

Welcome moose, may I use your antlers for a hat and coat rack?

Dude, you made a post trying to welcome a new member with a shit joke and this is what you deliver? You expect us to be rolling on the floor laughing or something? Please... again I say it, step it up if you are going to do it. There is no entertainment or humor here, sorry man. Wtf are you sayin again?

What do Wellington boots and George Michael have in common?

Not as many X-Factor status updates this year. Either I've culled most of the retards or it's decreasing in popularity?

^ lol. Good to see you won everything I voted you for!

Fucking broke my hand on NYE. Spent 4 hours in A&E New Year's Day morning. Pretty sure I punched something when I realised no takeaways were open (not 100% on that though).

I think this place is in quite a good state at the mo tbh. Quite a fair amount of mature adult discussion without having to resort to jokes about homosexual gangbangs and dildos. You need to fix up, AG. Winning the 3 worst awards is pretty embarrassing yo.

I don't think anyone is "ganging up" on you as such, but if you act like a total tool then everyone will share a mutual opinion that you're a bit of a bell end. You reap what you sow.

Somebody had to win worst member and in the absence of Ryudo I had to vote you as the worst. Nothing personal.

south carmain wrote:as far as I know we don't have a special club on here that gets together and decides who we're all going to gang up on

I've just pm'd you the password to the Shenmue Dojo Select forum.

^ I rest my case.

If you concentrated more on posting worthwhile responses then you might find yourself in the same esteemed position as me. I didn't become (joint) funniest member and Shenmue Dojo Member of the Month for November and December 2013 by accident y'know. All this energy you've put into whining like a bitch could have been invested into rectifying this sorry position you find yourself in as Worst Member/Biggest Punchbag/Buzz Killington.

MiTT3NZ wrote: What's funny is, I'm pretty sure we all knew this topic'd end up with AG throwing a hissy fit.

Lest we forget the hilarious reaction to the deletion of the junk forum? He really does have a habit of flying off the handle at the drop of a hat. He's the new Ryudo.

Yall voted for it, yall brought it on yallselves. talk all the shit yall want about me, none of it means a damn thing. I have every right to be saying what im saying, my resolve wont waiver, I wont back down without a fight, thats just the way I am. Its alot more than some you jokers can say. Yall want me to dumb down my opinion and not say shit, let it all slide, um HELL NO, we have rules and TOS here at Shenmue Dojo, maybe some of yall need to go give it a read, the line has been crossed and whatever yall get yall damn well deserve for doing that shit. Dont go around trying to instigate shit then start whining when someone calls you out and says something about it becasue in case you havent notice I WILL break the silence. Call me a bitch a to my face, tell me all this shit to my face, again i'll say it if you aint sayin it to my face YOU AINT SAYIN SHIT. So for all the slow folks that means if you start saying a bunch of negative shit about someone say it directly to their person, if you cant stfu cause it aint worth saying, cause then all you're doin runnin your mouth like a bunch of god damn girls and im seein alot of it right now. Yall really disappoint me, not an ounce of dignity or respect toward others just blah blah blah ag this ag that and then yall thank each others posts trash talking me, and to all the people that do that shit I have a cold hard FUCK YOU and yall wanna sit there and call me a bitch? lol take a long hard look in the mirror about that one, cause I never start this shit but im gonna damn well finish it. Atleast im standing up for myself, I aint gonna tolerate that shit plain and simple.

Now im done with this topic, i have nothing else to say to these lames, yall know who yall are.

Excellent rant. Would read again.

Thief wrote: Dojo drama is good entertainment though.

Totally. In fact, I must give ol' Rapeface plaudits for distracting me from my extremely severe hangover.

Blue Velvet was by David Lynch yo.

MUE 26 IN BEING BORING CUNT SHOCKER

What else d'you expect from someone who would question a prospective romantic partners validity owing to whether they know about Shenmue? What a choad.

you dont even need to know them all, you just need to know what to say and how to act around police officers. There are videos on youtube talking about what to say (which you should never much to them at all), explaining what all they legally can and cant do etc. I fuck with them HARDCORE, let them pull me over, they will wish they hadnt. Basically you have to demoralize them, make them feel fucking stupid (especially if they are harrassing you for little to no reason) fun fact: did you know that part of the police officers job requirements is to take an IQ test? And if their IQ too high guess what? they dont get hired! Sad, I know, but just remember most cops arent excessively bright, which means they can be out smarted. Use that to your advantage.

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