"The children of the prophecy emerged from the cave of phantom river stone. Their pursuit to find the truth behind the Mirrors and the reason for the murder of Ryo's father had raged for decades - almost one-and-a-half, in fact - but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present, in 2017 (possibly 2018)... in 1986. Tonight... or in the morning, afternoon, or evening; whatever takes your fancy."
If you can tell me what movie title card this is a parody of, you win a boombox!
The Terminator! Gimme that boombox now!
Maybe something like this:
In a world where everything you know is wrong one man is on a journey to avenge his father! A rengegade girl holds the secret that is can bring danger into the galaxy! More than ever! Only love and forgiveness can save us. Coming soon... or not soon... but at least it's coming!...