LOL!

Shenmue Strikes and Kicks, Shenmue Strike Back! Shenmue The Ferocious Fist, Enter the Shenmue, Shenmue Tournament, or Got the Shenmue's.

More to come!

Shenmue Punch Bag, Shenmue Duel of the Fates, Shenmue The Pain Game, or Shenmue Broken Bones.

More!

Shenmue In Your Face! A bad case of Shenmue, Shenmue to you! Or, Shenmue The Phantom Fists.

I lied! Got more!

Shenmue Fists and Kicks, Shenmue Eat Your Heart Out(lol) and Shenmue Blood Bath.

The darkside clouds everything....

Joy said ''Nice tight jeans.''

Chai, a interesting surreal character. Love to see more of him. And I can do a better impersonation of him than Metal Snake. Just give a red chilli pepper and see the result.

Yes, lovely stuff.

You never know, they may bring the bike in Shenmue 3, for the purpose of travelling great distances, from town to town and such.

Pisces.

Joy notices a hairy dildo in Ryo's hand. She snatches it away, then starts to penertrate herself with it.

Joy: Ohhh... yeah.
Ryo: Yeah.
Joy: Hey Fucku-san, take a picture of me and Ryo like this.
Fuku-san: It's Fuku-san! You demented cow!
Ryo: Can I have the cat please?
Joy: Sure you can... but you gotta do me a favour first....
Ryo: Uhhh... okay.

Maybe its because she's friends with Ren(maybe a little more than just friends) And if you mess with her, you mess with Ren. And I think she's a whore.

I think Wong is a gimp. My fave moment with him is: the deleted scene you all never saw, where Lan Di gives him a bitch slap so hard, that Wong just crumbles into tiny pieces.

Harbour. Night.

Gui Zhang: Ryo, what are you doing here?
Ryo: Terry will take me to Lan Di, but I have to rape you return.
Gui Zhang: What the fuck?
Ryo: Ready?

Ryo bangs Gui Zhang in the arse.

QTF(Quick Time Fuck) Left, Right, Left, Right, Up, Down, Up, Down.

Gui Zhang fucks Ryo back. Eventually they both collaps.

Gui Zhang: Ohhh... not bad.
Ryo: Yeah, you too.

Terry runs out of the shadows with his dick hanging out.

Terry: Hehe, looks like I'll have both in one go!

Terry tries to rape Gui Zhang, but Ryo pulls Gui Zhang away, and Terry's dick is broken when he hit it on the floor.

Terry: Oh fuck!
Gui Zhang: You will pay!

What they don't know is there is a 70-men gang rape squad around the corner.

Terry: Let me invite you to hell...

They do look similer.
Is there a way to see if they used the same kind of codes to create Ziming as the ones used to create Wong, using one of those hacking devices? I'm no geneius when it comes to those sort of things, so I don't know what I'm talking about there... just an idea really.

Lol, I was going to mention something about that advert. When I first saw it, I thought it was a Shenmue-2 advert. I have to say, whoever done that was noticeably influenced by Shenmue. Did you allso notice the bridge in the ad? It looks allmost identicle to that of Shenhua's flashback. The same goes for that tree--exactly the same!

Yes, brilliant game, I love this game! Shame I wasn't picked.

Sonic Adventure-1.

Maybe your doing the Chawan sign in the wrong direction? I make that mistake all the time, no matter how many times I play it.

Yes, if no Shenmue-3, we should start World War-3! But even that wont compel Sega to give it the ''greenlight.''

I think the author of this topic is impying something. Calling himself Michael Jackson, and just so happens to make a topic about a young boy name Wong. And check out his sig. I'm surprised no one has mentioned anything yet, and I'm sure Jackson is feeling the same way.

I have the same problem with the blue disks--that sucks. X-box rules though. I've got a GC, but never played it that many times. I only bought it for the Resident Evil series. I only bought X-box for the Shenmue series, lol. Never thought I'd actually say ''X-box is the best.''

Ryo: I'm sorry Nozomi! But I must use this to defend myself.
Thug: Arrrggghh!!! Shit man! What the fuck have you done to me!?!

Ryo and Gui Zhang chase after Terry around the corner. Terry sprays his man-juice into Gui Zhangs eyes. He then tries to arse-rape Gui Zhang. But Ryo punches Terry's dick, forcing it to go limp.

Ryo: Gotta learn to fight fair!

Terry is beaten to a pulp. Gui Zhang and Ryo both rape Terry at the same time.

Ryo has got his bag packed full of condoms. He is about to leave, but Ine-san and Fucku-san want to give him something before he goes...

Fucku-san gives a Ryo his special set of porn videos and condoms.
Ine-san gives Ryo on last blow job before he leaves.

Ryo walks through Dobuita. As he walks past the sex shop the camera seems to be pulling him back--since he spent alot of time in there. The sex shop is called ''Sex You.''

Ryo arrives at the Harbour. Master chen teaches Ryo a special sexual technique. Chen also give Ryo the address to Lishao Tao to get laid in Hong Kong.

Suddenly! Chai jumps into the scene. Chai starts to jack off.

HEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Ryo and Chai have a bit of scruffle. Chai is defeated.

Ryo walks up on the steps to the ship. He looks at a used condom in his hand.
FLASHBACK.
Ryo is banging Nozomi.

Ryo enters the ship. The ship leaves.

Next... Shenmue-II.

To pass the time, Ryo jacks-off on the boat.

Ryo arrives at Hong Kong. He talks to the woman who gave him a shag on the boat for a bit. She tells him that Wank Chai is not far. He passes by an arm wrestiling area...

The 70-men gang rape sqaud, all naked, surround Gui Zhang and Ryo.

Gui Zhang: We'll have to settle our differences later.

Gui Zhang and Ryo begin to fight them. They throw in the occasional arse rape attack on each other.

As they seem to be winning, a gay-looking thug jumps off a set of crates, naked. He has an 20'' dick. Ryo is out of energy, so he bends down for a quick rest. The thug charges toward Ryo from behind...

Terry: Hey, not bad! I'll give you an A-plus for that!
Ryo: Yeah.
Nozomi: Ryo: so thats why you wont give me a shag!
Ryo: Yeah.

Ryo rides with Nozomi on the bike--looking all hard. Ryo takes Nozomi home then fucks her brains out. Ryo returns to the Dojo.

Ine-san: Ryo: Please try to come home earlier.
Ryo: Yeah...

How did you get the picture of me?

JAPANFAN is cool.

Punchmue.
Kickmue.
Fightmue!
Attack of the Shenmue.
The Phantom Shenmue.
The Shenmue Strikes Back!
Return of the Shenmue.
Shenmue Club.
Shenmue Cut Down.
Pain of Shenmue.
2D-mue.
Street-mue.

I pick... Enter the Shenmue!

Shenmue: I'm gonna beat the sh*t out of you. Hows that? Huh?

Shenmue Dainisen sounds like: Shenmue Dancing.

Now to Shenmue-II.

Fuckmue.

1. Football.
2. Comedy.
3. The best bands ever.
4. The Panda Cars(most funky cars ever)
5. The Queen's wave.
6. Lol, we got Shenmue-2 before anyone else(and hopefully we'll get Shenmue-3 before anyone else too)
7. Policemen's helmets.
8. Starwars(alot of British input)
9. Me.
10. Tea.

But the worst thing is... the Millwall fans. Lol.

Grocery shopping? You know, I never heard a London-lad say that.

Watching Trainspotting on DVD. Can't wait for Trainspotting-2: Porno.

Saw some guy with a scar on his face. All I could think was ''Lan Di!''

Those character files freak me out. They just look scary.

Sometimes I envy the people who haven't played Shenmue yet. It's a wonderful experience when you play it for the first time--better than sex.

He'll probably move to the Y.M.C.A.

You know whats even more weird? No one has any parents in Shenmue.

Joy's a whore alright. She could suck the led out of a pencil.