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by TEEPO™
Mon Jun 16, 2003 5:01 am
 
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We can only hope.
by TEEPO™
Mon Jun 16, 2003 5:51 am
 
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I have to agree, socks are better.
by TEEPO™
Thu Jun 19, 2003 11:33 pm
 
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Shenmue is epic, and Tenchu is... not so epic.
by TEEPO™
Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:04 am
 
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Wooo! Now lets lets compare Shenmue to Halo.
by TEEPO™
Sun Jul 13, 2003 6:55 pm
 
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Did you know if you say ''Saddam'' backwards, you get Maddas.
Anyway, I think the war is justifiable. Saddam had to be go sooner or later.
by TEEPO™
Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:28 am
 
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Megumi and Fuku-san will team up and kill everyone.
by TEEPO™
Tue Jun 17, 2003 3:59 am
 
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I'm watching 'I'm gonnna shoot everything that comes into sight-2.'
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:18 am
 
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Big Jugs(A history in 19th century pottery.)
by TEEPO™
Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:07 am
 
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The Antique Shop?
by TEEPO™
Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:41 am
 
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Ryo should just have some massive orgy with Xiuyin, Nozomi, Shenhua and Joy.
by TEEPO™
Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:18 am
 
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Joy, because she'll be an easy lay.
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 4:30 am
 
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When I play Shenmue-3, I'm gonna make sure I'll play it as slow as possible, and avoid these boards incase of any spoilers.
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 7:57 am
 
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Do yourself a favour and try to complete Shenmue-2 as slow as possible.
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 5:57 am
 
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QTE: press A.

Ryo pulls the curtain back to find Charlie jacking off to a porn mag.

Ryo:uhhh... is your name Charlie?
Charlie: WTF?(in a really annoying voice)

Ryo notices the busy arm of Charlie has a tatoo.

Ryo: Not the one!
Charlie: Can't you see I'm fucking busy?

Charlie pulls out a knife...
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 6:10 am
 
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LOL!
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 7:18 am
 
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Shenmue Strikes and Kicks, Shenmue Strike Back! Shenmue The Ferocious Fist, Enter the Shenmue, Shenmue Tournament, or Got the Shenmue's.

More to come!
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 11:08 am
 
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Shenmue Punch Bag, Shenmue Duel of the Fates, Shenmue The Pain Game, or Shenmue Broken Bones.
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 11:20 am
 
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More!

Shenmue In Your Face! A bad case of Shenmue, Shenmue to you! Or, Shenmue The Phantom Fists.
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:05 pm
 
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I lied! Got more!

Shenmue Fists and Kicks, Shenmue Eat Your Heart Out(lol) and Shenmue Blood Bath.
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 11:59 am
 
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The darkside clouds everything....
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:08 pm
 
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Joy said ''Nice tight jeans.''
by TEEPO™
Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:41 am
 
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Chai, a interesting surreal character. Love to see more of him. And I can do a better impersonation of him than Metal Snake. Just give a red chilli pepper and see the result.
by TEEPO™
Thu Jun 19, 2003 12:21 pm
 
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Yes, lovely stuff.
by TEEPO™
Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:14 am
 
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You never know, they may bring the bike in Shenmue 3, for the purpose of travelling great distances, from town to town and such.
by TEEPO™
Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:57 am
 
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Pisces.
by TEEPO™
Fri Jun 20, 2003 5:02 am
 
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Joy notices a hairy dildo in Ryo's hand. She snatches it away, then starts to penertrate herself with it.

Joy: Ohhh... yeah.
Ryo: Yeah.
Joy: Hey Fucku-san, take a picture of me and Ryo like this.
Fuku-san: It's Fuku-san! You demented cow!
Ryo: Can I have the cat please?
Joy: Sure you can... but you gotta do me a favour first....
Ryo: Uhhh... okay.
by TEEPO™
Fri Jun 20, 2003 6:18 am
 
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Maybe its because she's friends with Ren(maybe a little more than just friends) And if you mess with her, you mess with Ren. And I think she's a whore.
by TEEPO™
Fri Jun 20, 2003 6:53 am
 
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I think Wong is a gimp. My fave moment with him is: the deleted scene you all never saw, where Lan Di gives him a bitch slap so hard, that Wong just crumbles into tiny pieces.
by TEEPO™
Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:30 am
 
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Harbour. Night.

Gui Zhang: Ryo, what are you doing here?
Ryo: Terry will take me to Lan Di, but I have to rape you return.
Gui Zhang: What the fuck?
Ryo: Ready?

Ryo bangs Gui Zhang in the arse.

QTF(Quick Time Fuck) Left, Right, Left, Right, Up, Down, Up, Down.

Gui Zhang fucks Ryo back. Eventually they both collaps.

Gui Zhang: Ohhh... not bad.
Ryo: Yeah, you too.

Terry runs out of the shadows with his dick hanging out.

Terry: Hehe, looks like I'll have both in one go!

Terry tries to rape Gui Zhang, but Ryo pulls Gui Zhang away, and Terry's dick is broken when he hit it on the floor.

Terry: Oh fuck!
Gui Zhang: You will pay!

What they don't know is there is a 70-men gang rape squad around the corner.

Terry: Let me invite you to hell...
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 5:41 am
 
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They do look similer.
Is there a way to see if they used the same kind of codes to create Ziming as the ones used to create Wong, using one of those hacking devices? I'm no geneius when it comes to those sort of things, so I don't know what I'm talking about there... just an idea really.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:11 am
 
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Lol, I was going to mention something about that advert. When I first saw it, I thought it was a Shenmue-2 advert. I have to say, whoever done that was noticeably influenced by Shenmue. Did you allso notice the bridge in the ad? It looks allmost identicle to that of Shenhua's flashback. The same goes for that tree--exactly the same!
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 6:58 am
 
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Yes, brilliant game, I love this game! Shame I wasn't picked.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 7:18 am
 
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Sonic Adventure-1.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 7:28 am
 
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Maybe your doing the Chawan sign in the wrong direction? I make that mistake all the time, no matter how many times I play it.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 7:31 am
 
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Yes, if no Shenmue-3, we should start World War-3! But even that wont compel Sega to give it the ''greenlight.''
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 7:46 am
 
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I think the author of this topic is impying something. Calling himself Michael Jackson, and just so happens to make a topic about a young boy name Wong. And check out his sig. I'm surprised no one has mentioned anything yet, and I'm sure Jackson is feeling the same way.
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 7:54 am
 
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I have the same problem with the blue disks--that sucks. X-box rules though. I've got a GC, but never played it that many times. I only bought it for the Resident Evil series. I only bought X-box for the Shenmue series, lol. Never thought I'd actually say ''X-box is the best.''
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:08 am
 
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Ryo: I'm sorry Nozomi! But I must use this to defend myself.
Thug: Arrrggghh!!! Shit man! What the fuck have you done to me!?!

Ryo and Gui Zhang chase after Terry around the corner. Terry sprays his man-juice into Gui Zhangs eyes. He then tries to arse-rape Gui Zhang. But Ryo punches Terry's dick, forcing it to go limp.

Ryo: Gotta learn to fight fair!

Terry is beaten to a pulp. Gui Zhang and Ryo both rape Terry at the same time.

Ryo has got his bag packed full of condoms. He is about to leave, but Ine-san and Fucku-san want to give him something before he goes...
by TEEPO™
Sun Jun 22, 2003 1:13 pm
 
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Fucku-san gives a Ryo his special set of porn videos and condoms.
Ine-san gives Ryo on last blow job before he leaves.

Ryo walks through Dobuita. As he walks past the sex shop the camera seems to be pulling him back--since he spent alot of time in there. The sex shop is called ''Sex You.''

Ryo arrives at the Harbour. Master chen teaches Ryo a special sexual technique. Chen also give Ryo the address to Lishao Tao to get laid in Hong Kong.

Suddenly! Chai jumps into the scene. Chai starts to jack off.

HEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
by TEEPO™
Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:38 am
 
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Ryo and Chai have a bit of scruffle. Chai is defeated.

Ryo walks up on the steps to the ship. He looks at a used condom in his hand.
FLASHBACK.
Ryo is banging Nozomi.

Ryo enters the ship. The ship leaves.

Next... Shenmue-II.

To pass the time, Ryo jacks-off on the boat.
by TEEPO™
Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:53 am
 
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Ryo arrives at Hong Kong. He talks to the woman who gave him a shag on the boat for a bit. She tells him that Wank Chai is not far. He passes by an arm wrestiling area...
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:55 am
 
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The 70-men gang rape sqaud, all naked, surround Gui Zhang and Ryo.

Gui Zhang: We'll have to settle our differences later.

Gui Zhang and Ryo begin to fight them. They throw in the occasional arse rape attack on each other.

As they seem to be winning, a gay-looking thug jumps off a set of crates, naked. He has an 20'' dick. Ryo is out of energy, so he bends down for a quick rest. The thug charges toward Ryo from behind...
by TEEPO™
Sun Jun 22, 2003 2:41 am
 
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Terry: Hey, not bad! I'll give you an A-plus for that!
Ryo: Yeah.
Nozomi: Ryo: so thats why you wont give me a shag!
Ryo: Yeah.

Ryo rides with Nozomi on the bike--looking all hard. Ryo takes Nozomi home then fucks her brains out. Ryo returns to the Dojo.

Ine-san: Ryo: Please try to come home earlier.
Ryo: Yeah...
by TEEPO™
Sat Jun 21, 2003 2:28 am
 
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How did you get the picture of me?
by TEEPO™
Sun Jun 22, 2003 7:15 am
 
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