Trainspotting--brilliant film!

Why is 'Shenmue' on the list? Ryo will end up with the Shenmue tree? Does that mean he's a hippy? A tree shagger?

#1 Dou Niu

#2 Ren Wuying

#3 Wong (Ni Xianweng)

#4 Chai

#5 Chen Gui Zhang

#6 Ryo Hazuki

#7 Yuan

#8 Terry Ryan

#9 Lan-di

#10 Ichiro Sakurada

#11 Tom Johnson

#12 Eri Tajima

#13 Mark Kimberley

#14 Iwao Hazuki

#15 Naoyuki Ito

#16 Joy

#17 Master Baihu

#18 Ling Shenhua

#19 Nozomi Harasaki

#20 Xun Fang Mei

#21 Zhu Yuanda

#22 Fukuhara Masayuki

#23 Hong Xiu Ying

#24 Noriko Nakamura

#25 Ine Hayata

Miss Piggy.

WTF?!? Now I'm really pissed! Next we all have to clothes that have black on it, or we'll be considered rascist. I have the union jack at home, and I'll never change it.. and I don't give a shit about any prat says about it.
Sometimes I feel like I'm rascist just coz I'm white, and alot more people feel the same way.

After doing some thinking... the new design doesn't look bad. It's the governments fault for turning the original Union Jack into a symbol of racism, thats why I'm so pissed off. The Union Jack is allso a fashion symbol, does that mean they'll have to change that as well? Anyone wearing the orignal will probably be thought of a rascist. What about the England falg? Or the Scotish flag? Anyone putting them up there window is a rascist? But its okay for different culters to their national flag up and not be accused of being ''rascist?' This is just fucked up.
It's like we all have to tip-toe around to be careful of not being rascist. When I called a black guy a ''black guy,'' I was accused of being rascist--WTF? But it's ok for black people to call white people ''white?''

I'm sorry for that, but I just had to get that out of my system.

Their lovely-jubbly.

I think its just a stupid excuse to snazz-up the syle a bit ;)

Remember the good ole' days of this game? The time of thieves and cheaters--lol.

So what was your character's name? Was you a thief or a cheater? Or both? Any interesting stories about the times you had online with this game? Was you member of a clan? Come on, lets reminisce.

Well, I signed it. As they say ''every little helps.''

I volenteer to write it.

Well, the answer is obvios, since your on a Shenmue forum. Anyway, I can't really judge between the two--it's like apples and oranges--both are different , and both taste good.

As ever, Sith happens.

It's probably a load of Bantha poodoo, but I'll give it a go anyway.

Fukusan.

7?

We can only hope.

I have to agree, socks are better.

Shenmue is epic, and Tenchu is... not so epic.

Wooo! Now lets lets compare Shenmue to Halo.

Did you know if you say ''Saddam'' backwards, you get Maddas.
Anyway, I think the war is justifiable. Saddam had to be go sooner or later.

Megumi and Fuku-san will team up and kill everyone.

I'm watching 'I'm gonnna shoot everything that comes into sight-2.'

Big Jugs(A history in 19th century pottery.)

The Antique Shop?

Ryo should just have some massive orgy with Xiuyin, Nozomi, Shenhua and Joy.

Joy, because she'll be an easy lay.

When I play Shenmue-3, I'm gonna make sure I'll play it as slow as possible, and avoid these boards incase of any spoilers.

Do yourself a favour and try to complete Shenmue-2 as slow as possible.

QTE: press A.

Ryo pulls the curtain back to find Charlie jacking off to a porn mag.

Ryo:uhhh... is your name Charlie?
Charlie: WTF?(in a really annoying voice)

Ryo notices the busy arm of Charlie has a tatoo.

Ryo: Not the one!
Charlie: Can't you see I'm fucking busy?

Charlie pulls out a knife...

LOL!

Shenmue Strikes and Kicks, Shenmue Strike Back! Shenmue The Ferocious Fist, Enter the Shenmue, Shenmue Tournament, or Got the Shenmue's.

More to come!

Shenmue Punch Bag, Shenmue Duel of the Fates, Shenmue The Pain Game, or Shenmue Broken Bones.

More!

Shenmue In Your Face! A bad case of Shenmue, Shenmue to you! Or, Shenmue The Phantom Fists.

I lied! Got more!

Shenmue Fists and Kicks, Shenmue Eat Your Heart Out(lol) and Shenmue Blood Bath.

The darkside clouds everything....

Joy said ''Nice tight jeans.''

Chai, a interesting surreal character. Love to see more of him. And I can do a better impersonation of him than Metal Snake. Just give a red chilli pepper and see the result.

Yes, lovely stuff.

You never know, they may bring the bike in Shenmue 3, for the purpose of travelling great distances, from town to town and such.

Pisces.

Joy notices a hairy dildo in Ryo's hand. She snatches it away, then starts to penertrate herself with it.

Joy: Ohhh... yeah.
Ryo: Yeah.
Joy: Hey Fucku-san, take a picture of me and Ryo like this.
Fuku-san: It's Fuku-san! You demented cow!
Ryo: Can I have the cat please?
Joy: Sure you can... but you gotta do me a favour first....
Ryo: Uhhh... okay.

Maybe its because she's friends with Ren(maybe a little more than just friends) And if you mess with her, you mess with Ren. And I think she's a whore.

I think Wong is a gimp. My fave moment with him is: the deleted scene you all never saw, where Lan Di gives him a bitch slap so hard, that Wong just crumbles into tiny pieces.

Harbour. Night.

Gui Zhang: Ryo, what are you doing here?
Ryo: Terry will take me to Lan Di, but I have to rape you return.
Gui Zhang: What the fuck?
Ryo: Ready?

Ryo bangs Gui Zhang in the arse.

QTF(Quick Time Fuck) Left, Right, Left, Right, Up, Down, Up, Down.

Gui Zhang fucks Ryo back. Eventually they both collaps.

Gui Zhang: Ohhh... not bad.
Ryo: Yeah, you too.

Terry runs out of the shadows with his dick hanging out.

Terry: Hehe, looks like I'll have both in one go!

Terry tries to rape Gui Zhang, but Ryo pulls Gui Zhang away, and Terry's dick is broken when he hit it on the floor.

Terry: Oh fuck!
Gui Zhang: You will pay!

What they don't know is there is a 70-men gang rape squad around the corner.

Terry: Let me invite you to hell...