Okay, so here is what we do...

Step one, we need to invent a time machine. OL, I'm putting you in charge of this one.

Step two, we all use the time machine to travel back to the nineteen fifties.

Step three, we systematically accuse the mothers and fathers of all current IGN employees of being communists and communist sympathizers.

Step four, we track down our own relatives and convince them to invest heavily in various stocks through out the years, apple, microsoft and such like.

Step five, travel back to the present

step six, track down all IGN employees (from the original list, as in new continuity they may not be IGN employees).

Step seven, we shit in their corn flakes.

Step eight, we use a portoin of our families' wealth to defend ourselves against corn flake shitting related law suits.

Justice is served.