Were you really that desperate to make this topic two months early? We're still only three quarters of the way through the year FFS. Shit like this should be reserved for December.

MiTT3NZ wrote: No, but since your first topic of the year, you're just one topic shy of averaging out at one per week. Trust me. I was sad enough to check.

How's the business going?

Well. Kinda. I'm not doing what I expected to be doing, and it's more along the lines of "freelancer that can provide services" as opposed to "service provider", but it's still doing summat I love, and that's what it was all about really. Just have to take lengthy breaks every hour or so to "reset my ears".

Thanks for asking though, how's the planning for Oz coming along?

Cool. Good to know you're making some dollar.

Australia is looking more and more exciting slash nerve-wracking in equal measure. Everything is sorted. Handed in the notice on our flat t'other day so shit is now getting REAL. It's a fucking weird feeling to be discarding employment, abode and whatnot. 7 weeks to go!

Kenny wrote: MARVEL's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

This show fucking sucks.

"Oh I didn't actually die. I pretended to in order to galvanise the boyz".

Lame.

what about blood money? once I'm filthy rich I don't want to be put to death because I killed some prostitute, that's for poor people.

When you're rich, famous or good looking you can do whatever you please and need not fear punishment for your crimes. No-one cares about prostitutes anyway as they're meth-riddled criminals.

mue 26 wrote: It was probably Beeds, that guy makes me want to leave the Dojo too sometimes.

Just fuck him already.

Mumsnet one? Yeah it broke their forums several times apparently. I thought the initial post was a bit weird, but not enough to be that huge...

Mumsnet gets a fuck ton of traffic. It's extremely easy to troll. The best board raid I've had was on a website for devoted Royalists. They had a thread about their favourite experiences eith meeting HRH and shit, I posted about a time when I met Diana (god bless the queen of hearts) and then halfway through flip reversed it to the theme tune to Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Oh and spamming the fuck out of Stormfront with interracial ghey pornz was fun.

MiTT3NZ

Mine arrived today. Not very happy with it. Think I might just chuck it away.

FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

AnimeGamer183 wrote: anyone else getting a white screen after submitting a post? my browser window goes white and it just stops there. Also SD seems like it has been running slow here recently, may be time for a tune up.

I think the Internet is trying to tell you something;
STOP.

EDIT: Wait, I just got it too!

Spice World

Which film was it that had the kids in pumpkin masks turning into snakes and cockroaches when the pumpkin mask manufacturers' advert came on the TV? IIRC it had a doctor who worked it all out who ended up roaring "STOP IT!" at TV stations down the phone at the end....

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

John Carpenter intended to make Halloween films as different tales as evidenced in the above but buckled to studio pressure to return to Michael Myers after 3 under performed at the box office.

I'm exceptional at spelling. I've got awards and evryfink.

Hai guys.

I thought it would be a good idea to bring back the member of the month awards to help give members more of an incentive to post more quality and get things kicking back into gear around here again.

All you will need to do is send me a PM before the month is over nominating who you think should have the award and why and I will tot up the nominations and provide the winner with a certificate that they can display in their signature.

As I am doing the honours of collating this data then I feel it is only right that I should have the award for the month of November.

Happy voting!

Junk forum was dogshit. As Axm said, it was full of crap homoeroticism between Ryudon't and anime "Rape Face" gamer. So so lame.

Axm wrote:imbarrising

You are an awful person.

Nope. Who was presenting? I liked the odd guest presenter here n there, but it went downhill after Amstell left.

Some band called Rizzle Kicks. I have no idea who they are, but it was pretty funny watching Huey off of the Fun Lovin' Criminals lose his shit with them and smash his mug on the counter. I would post the YouTube vid but it's blocked at work.

MiTT3NZ wrote: What'd you do?

As Shenmue Dojo Member of the Month I felt it was my duty to help some of the newbies on the forum.

45 minutes to go until I finish my job forever! Been with this company for 5 and a half years, truly a very strange but exciting feeling.

MiTT3NZ wrote: Fucking LOL.

4:25 FTW

Seeing my familamidindong over the next few days and then Monday I leave. MONDAY. EeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkkKKKKKK!

Crimson Ryan wrote:

QWERTY wrote: Seeing my familamidindong over the next few days and then Monday I leave. MONDAY. EeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkkKKKKKK!

Best of luck. Go live the dream! Don't forget about us, either..

Make no mistake I'll be looking for a job that involves 50/50 work and pretending to work whilst surfing t'interwabs.

http://i.imgur.com/oVYZCYi.jpg

Writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson steps outside his contemporary world of dysfunctional Angelenos to explore a very different dysfunctional man -- an oil pioneer whose trailblazing spirit is equaled only by his murderous ambition. There Will Be Blood is Anderson's loose adaptation of the novel Oil! by Upton Sinclair, and it focuses its attentions on Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis), a miner who happens upon black gold during a disastrous excavation that ends in a broken leg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3THVbr4hlY

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

Excellent film.

Sat in a shit bar at Heathrow airport paying £4.75 for a pint of Guinness served by some fuck nugget with an attitude problem as I try to while away another 3 hours until I fly. Fuck it... I'm off to Australia, baby!

I don't think anyone would want your AIDS riddled, smaller than average penis anyway.

Hai guyz!

Sorry for the delay, I'm obviously a bit busy what with being all the way over on the other side of the world right now, but the votes have been counted and I am now ready to announce the winner of the Shenmue Dojo Member of the Month for December 2013.

Drum roll please...

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... and the winner is...



... *opens envelope*



QWERTY

...with a simply massive 476 votes in favour!

Thanks a lot guys, it really means a lot to me to win this award two months on the trot.

Here is a sample of a few of the votes that I received...

I would like to nominate QWERTY for member of the month. He has shown a consistent level of charm, wit and charisma that I can only wish to ever replicate. He is undoubtedly the saviour of this forum and I for one am truly thankful that he continues to grace us with his presence. Bravo, QWERTY.

QWERTY is without any hesitation the most alpha male person I have ever encountered on a forum. His posts exude power, intelligence and a charmingly rambunctious style that makes a simple beta like myself weep with envy. I love you.

Thanks, boys.

http://i.imgur.com/RpvV9MI.jpg

There have been some really unpleasant, sour comments on this thread, shame on you.

Can I just say this: a 40 year old man has died very young, leaving behind a daughter. Whether you liked his work or not, whether you know him or not, that's a horrible story, and a real tragedy.

Rest in peace Paul Walker. I didn't know you, but have enjoyed your films, and I thank you for that. And my utmost respect and condolences to your friends and family on their loss.

Candle in the wind.

Here are some pics from the crash site:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/01/article-2516303-19BF93FE00000578-655_964x680.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1533818.1385868361!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/front1n-6.jpg

I would say lets see the list of who didnt see this coming, but there would be no one on it. What a yawn fest qwert get it together man...

Are you questioning the legitimacy of this contest? Surely 476 votes can't be fixed? You're just jealous because you didn't get a single vote.

Makes me wonder, how many people actually sent him real ballot PMs?

Depressingly I actually did, It wasn't what qwerty posted though.

ORLY?

http://i.imgur.com/sWUE48S.jpg

You are retarded if you didnt think this was gonna happen, if I can call what you are about to do, you have failed sir. Sorry, move on, you time has obviously passed. I even called it earlier in the topic, the fuck yall on? :lol:

Yo what you talkin' 'bout, Rapeface? If you're gonna state that you did something in particular in a topic previously then at least make sure you actually did what you say you did before flapping your gums. As far as I can see you only posted the below:

:lock:

:lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:


>:D bahahahahaha

:rotflmao:

He really is serious about all this? Oh man, this is gonna be good.

Now that don't look like anything is being "called out" to me. GTFO.

AnimeGamer183 wrote: read between lines, you aint foolin no one. LIke I said, step it up if you gonna do it man.

Left: before reading your posts.
Right: after reading your posts.

Respect to Tom Daley for coming out like that. Hopefully humankind is slowly moving beyond homophobia.

I'd have more respect for someone that didn't feel the need to announce their sexual orientation. Not disrespecting what he has done but why should homo or bisexual people have to "come out" anyway?

Holy shit that's some atrocious voice acting.

I know that I'm stating the obvious here, but I haven't touched Shenmue 2 since 2008, so it's kind of jarring.

I've never played the X-Box Shenmue II so have never heard the English dub until now, but yeah that was pretty fucking tragic.

Is it worse that I haven't played Shenmue I or II all the way through more than once?

mue 26 wrote:Haven't followed Grime much since I was like 17

Did Grime even exist over 20 years ago?

Dude, you made a topic trying to revive a dead tradition around here of doing member of the month and you proclaimed yourself member of the month 2 times in a row, you expect us to be rolling in the floor laughing or something? Please... again I say it, step it up if you are going to do it. There is no entertainment or humor here, sorry man. Wtf are you sayin again?

I didn't proclaim myself as anything. The other members of the Dojo are responsible for electing me as Member of the Month for December 2013. It's not really something I have any control over unfortunately. I can appreciate your frustration having not received any votes but I suggest you take it up with your fellow Dojo'ers rather than me.

If this becomes an actuality then my first step as honorary mod will be to ban mue 26.

Hai guyz.

So what with being a trusted and valued member of our society I thought it may be an idea to grant Members of the Month mod capabilities as we've been getting a fair old amount of spam recently which could be helpfully cleared up by an additional hand around these parts. The person would only have the powers during the month of their election so it is down to the general consensus of the forum who that additional "mod" would be.

What say you?

Welcome moose, may I use your antlers for a hat and coat rack?

Dude, you made a post trying to welcome a new member with a shit joke and this is what you deliver? You expect us to be rolling on the floor laughing or something? Please... again I say it, step it up if you are going to do it. There is no entertainment or humor here, sorry man. Wtf are you sayin again?

What do Wellington boots and George Michael have in common?