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by TEEPO™
Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:34 pm
 
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The Friendliest Poster of the Dojo - FoOn
Biggest Poster of the Dojo - Jeff
Most Informative Poster of the Dojo - SEF.
Most Well Behaved Member of the Dojo- FoOn
The "Fair Moderator" Award - None. They are all fucking shit.
Funniest Member of the Dojo- Hellraiser
The "Sexy and Smokin" Award - QWERTY
The Weirdo Award - WhiteShadow
Most Intelligent Poster of the Dojo- Jeff
Best Avatar Award - Louis
Eviliest Member of the Dojo - Pico
Best Signature Image of the Dojo - QWERTY
The "Horny Horn" Award - QWERTY
Best Newbie of the Dojo - Peter
The Dojo Member who Deserves More Respect - FoOn
Most Creative Member of the Dojo - Jeff
The Member You Wish Was Around More - Louis
Best Members own made Website from the Dojo - Louis


Best Member (3 names MUST be given) - QWERTY, Louis, Jeff.
by TEEPO™
Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:51 pm
 
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Hong Kong was cool when it was still under Imperial rule.
by TEEPO™
Sun Dec 26, 2004 1:44 pm
 
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A white christmas. Woops, you are a racist.
by TEEPO™
Sun Dec 26, 2004 10:03 am
 
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I eat vegetarians.
by TEEPO™
Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:26 pm
 
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This makes me want to puke. Stop being fooled by the commercialization of a religious festival.
by TEEPO™
Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:44 am
 
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Re: Latest Purchases

Yep, this was the real deal as well! No idea on the weighting, probably a lot less than that, since I'm a lot less used to it. But it was pretty amazing, like a *REALLY* cool person had taken control of me, and I just allowed it and had a great time! :D
by St. Elmo's Fire
Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:02 pm
 
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Re: Sonic Excursion/Sonic Lost World

Oh come on!
Did they really have to have Sonic bouncing on clouds ?
Now the Mario-aping is just too obvious.
Also, can't say I'm a fan of the double-jumping, or the running up walls in the side-scrolling one. Sonic doesn't need any of that. And the jumping physics look even further off in that one than they did in Sonic 4.

Still, the console one looks like a lot of fun either way. And I'll always be more inclined to play a Sonic game than Mario anyway.

EDIT: Wait, watched more... Sonic knocking enemies into other enemies? Cannon emplacements?? Surreal worlds that make no sense whatsoever???
Now the Mario similarities are just undeniable. Don't know if I like this direction so much.
by OL
Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:47 pm
 
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Re: Sonic Excursion/Sonic Lost World

Ryudo wrote:And yes as I been told many times by you and others if you have not played it then yeah your opinion is less valid.


Perhaps he watched a Youtube video of it? :?:
by St. Elmo's Fire
Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:36 pm
 
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Re: Your most wanted games shown at E3

However being a Xenophobe yes I used that term in the sense of Xenoblade fanatic not the real world definition.

Xeno phile would be the word you're looking for. " Phobe " would imply you're either afraid of or averse to the subject at hand (as in "arachnophobia," for example).
by OL
Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:28 pm
 
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Re: XBox One : DRM going bye bye?

And some people say that "complaining on the internet" never solved anything.

Hmm I remember saying writing to people like Major Nelson is a good idea. When I moan about complaining on the internet it's more about when and where certain people do it.

Writing on blogs, facebook and to twitter accounts to the people involved = good idea
Spamming forum threads where people want to talk about a topic = annoying.
by Riku Rose
Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:44 pm
 
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Re: Official Gaming Music Topic

So David Wise is returning to do the music for the new WiiU Donkey Kong Country. Why is this important?

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by Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:52 pm
 
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Re: should SEGA die if it meant continuing shenmue?

This thread just gave me an idea for a twitter campaign.

#GiveEATheShenmueLicense
by Rakim
Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:33 am
 
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Re: Great Gaming Designs and Artwork

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I couldn't find any artwork from the game but I find that Journey still stands out when it comes to art and design this generation. It's even more impressive in motion though with the moving sand etc.
by ys
Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:18 pm
 
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Re: Recommend I a controller for a Nexus 7

You can use PS3 and 360 controllers:

http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/feature.asp?c=45227

It's pretty easy by the sounds of it too, so give it a shot.
by Henry Spencer
Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:15 am
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

Buzzin for ya man, don't look back.
by MiTT3NZ
Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:55 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

Good luck Dan. Its a hell of an experience, but it is what you make it. I will keep my opinions to myself because its different for everyone and it also involves a bit of luck in terms if right place, right time and right people. Anyways, in terms of jobs specifically, your arriving at a horrible date like I did, if you want or depend on getting a job quickly. If you both do, get on it before Christmas, because the mistake I made was thinking I'd get a job in January, which is almost impossible. Australians take from Christmas right through to Australia day as a holiday, like their summer holidays which more or less means the market shuts down. I wasn't told this and was on the verge of total broke before I landed a shitty waiter job the first week of February. Watch out for that.

As for Melbs, ive only been there four a weekend. Its OK but I am a city guy and prefer the hustle bustle of Sydney. Melbourne is a lot more relaxed and laid back, but the amount of jobs there are less than Sydney. Check out the Crown Casino into the CBD its great, plus the two nightclubs in there are unreal. The RnB one is more or less modelled on the Malibu Club from Vice City. Another great spot is Cloud nightclub on King Street, its 6 levels of madness, with absolutely everyone off their faces. There's a new DJ every hour on each of the levels from 4pm-9am. Mental. St Kilda is total Backpacker and good crack. Like a mini Ibiza, and there are lots of suburbs which are big into the AFL. You have North Melbourne, Geelong, Collingwood, St Kilda. Its massive AFL land.

That's all I know about Melbourne really, but if you change to Sydney then give me a shout and I will keep you sweet there with where to go and getting work n all that :nice!:
by Peter
Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:25 am
 
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Re: Post pics of gaming merch or collections ya wanna show o

Pic has been removed. It was posted on the page before.
by Peter
Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:48 am
 
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Re: YAY! SOPA might be coming back

silent killer wrote: Thinking about it, game publishers may finally get the upper hand on people making "let's play" videos and posting them up on youtube.

won me over, I am now lobbying in favour of this.
by beedle
Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:12 am
 
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Re: Samples, VSTs and all that shite.

I only use Ableton for live mixes, and I stay away from FL Studio. Downloaded it a few years back though to accommodate Sourface when we used to work on shit so I'll probably have some VSTs, I'm just not sure on cross-version compatibility.
by MiTT3NZ
Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:18 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

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by Kenny
Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:51 am
 
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Re: I'm dying.

Hey I'm dying too, let's form a club!
by UnHoly Bible
Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:05 pm
 
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Re: I'm dying.

A shenmuedojo without qwerty...
I hope I never see the day.
by mrslig100
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:08 pm
 
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Re: I'm dying.

*Takes the stand at the eulogy*

You know, when I first knew qwerty, he had posted a pic of my avatar modified to look as though I was holding a fat cock.
It was at that moment I was not sure if we were going to be friends.

I was still young and still had a lot to learn about loving cock and women's clothing. But after several years of being hated adversaries we were able to put our differences aside and finally become, well, two people that no longer wanted to rip each others gizzards out.

To know him is to love him.

To love him is to know him.

via con dios, qwerty.

http://i.imgur.com/bocr2FD.jpg

by Sonikku
Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:40 pm
 
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Re: I'm dying.

I love QWERTY.
by Riku Rose
Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:22 pm
 
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Re: War in Syria

Yes fuck the US military who rape women on a daily basis and often the CO who is the one doing it. Except the women are the ones getting punished for getting raped. Check out invisible War. great doc http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2120152/

Fuck the US military who went to iraq and took photo's torturing men. Fuck the US military killing thousands of civilians. Fuck the US military in Vietnam often raped and murdered families because they were "chinks" It doesn't mean fuck every single one but many like anyone by human nature abuses the badge. I spent time in a mental ward with one. I knew a guy from my dad who wore an ear necklace after nam. One of my coaches was on the Korean war.
Also anyone remember the video with the soldier torturing and killing dogs? There are always a few good men like Pat tilman but good men like anywhere are the exception not the rule.

Well I remember a news article a few months back of some guy who pretended to be disabled to get money through a YouTube gaming channel. Since that was highlighted in the news I'm going to assume 99.9% of people in that situation are faking it. Don't get upset if I assume you're faking your condition now I'm just using your logic.

I didn't view you in a great light but this really fucking disgusts me and pisses me off. You've reached a new low in my eyes. Someone like you has no right to label people and judge them on a constant basis like you always do. You may have met a few bad eggs but every person I've met or known involved in the army are amazing people who have pretty much had their lives fucked because they wanted to serve. I like to think of myself as a morally good person and I will always help others out before thinking about myself but I am pathetic when you compare what those people do.

Tell yourself I'm a troll cunt and carry on calling them murderers and rapists. Just next time you do a fucking unboxing of some shitty video game think about what those 'good' army people are doing and what you call them and realise all you're doing with your life is opening a box for a video only 12 people will watch and cringe at.
by Riku Rose
Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:43 pm
 
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Re: War in Syria

Have to agree with Riku and Qwerty here. A lot of my friends served in the military. 99.9% of them are not these evil people. Also the benefits the disabled receive in the States is amazing. Living in Japan sucks for people with disabilities. If one were to have an incident, they couldn't even get to a hospital in time to save themselves. Most hospitals here aren't even open Saturday or Sunday. Getting an ambulance to come takes hours sometimes. Health and medicine regulations are so different here that Doctors will likely not prescribe medicine that is prescribed back home, they may refuse to prescribe anything at all. Everyone that thinks Japan is some advanced society that is much better than the West needs a reality check. It is a privilege to live in the United States for the disabled.

That's just comparing with Japan, which is still worlds above a lot of other countries. But know that before you think other countries will take care of you better, you need to count your blessings and be thankful you are even alive.

Also being an American currently not in the country I would like to say strongly that about 90% of us want nothing to do with this war in Syria.
by ShOzO MiZuKi
Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:16 pm
 
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Get Your Hands Off My Penis

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by MiTT3NZ
Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:15 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

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by Kenny
Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:43 am
 
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Re: What Song Are You Listening To Now?

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by Who Really Cares?
Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:37 pm
 
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Re: Is Atheism Necessary For Ethical Autonomy?

Remember, Jesus loves you. Unless you seduce a bunch of innocent, unassuming men into having sex with you.

Then he kills your kids. :sad:
by Sonikku
Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:49 pm
 
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Re: What TV series are you watching?

MARVEL's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

This show fucking sucks.
by Kenny
Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:45 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

Don't worry, I got it mue. It wasn't very funny, but I got it.
by Rakim
Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:24 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

I didn't know Ryudo was a brony
by Raithos
Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:40 pm
 
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Re: the halloween thread

Halloween is another one of those holidays that Americans made up as they have terrible attention spans. They seem to need something going on every month to stop themselves going crazy. Over here we just have Christmas and Easter (Which isn't much). None of this bullshit like Thanksgiving and 4th of July.
by Riku Rose
Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:39 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

QWERTY wrote: Seeing my familamidindong over the next few days and then Monday I leave. MONDAY. EeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkkkkKKKKKK!

Best of luck. Go live the dream! Don't forget about us, either..
by Crimson Ryan
Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:22 pm
 
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Re: Random Thoughts

Prove me wrong you Leicesterian. Prove me wrong. Give me one good reason to step foot out of the greatest city in the world and into the land of bumpkin?

Whilst I agree Leicester isn't anything special and neither is the east mids, I will advise you and others that a trip to the UK is wasted if you do not go outside London :P

As Alan Partridge put it, "Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central", London is full of cunts(not calling anyone on here from London directly a cunt), who are always in a rush to get to nowhere. FACT. Londoner's are not friendly at all.

London isn't England. It's its own conurbation of overpopulated, overpriced towns with about the only thing in common with northern England being the M1 motorway.

You don't have to step far out of London to realise how much you're missing out, there is literally nothing that beats a summers day in an English village sitting in a beer garden whilst the cricket is on.

Generally speaking, if you want to visit historical buildings, national parks, nice waterfront's you need to be outside of London.

Not to say London doesn't have history, the opposite but I'd say you'd get more of the more spectacular sights out of London. Also some of the prettiest towns in the UK are York, Lincoln, Chester etc. The West Country, Wales, The Lake District and The Scottish Highlands boasting some of the worlds nicest scenery as well.

Talking of cultural impact, northern towns which have made impacts on the World in general, Manchester, Liverpool. Other great cities are Leeds and Sheffield.

There is much to be seen in this green and pleasant land.
by lavrentis
Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:37 pm
 
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Re: The 2013 Shenmue Dojo Awards

Doesn't Ryudo always win worst member hands down?


So lets call it the Ryudo award.
by Who Really Cares?
Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:45 am
 
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Re: Nelson Mandela

Not often I'm happy that someone has died but the guy was responsible for a lot of innocent people dying because of his terrorist activities.
by Riku Rose
Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:35 pm
 
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