Video Game Quotes you like.

[sand4fish]

Deadly Premonition is pretty much a quote machine. Here's a classic one:

"Did you see that, Zach? Clear as a crisp spring morning. FK...in the coffee!"

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[SaM_4000]

In Headhunter before you fight Ramirez.

Ramirez: "My friends they call me the "Cyber Cowboy""

Jack Wade: "The rest of us call you asshole"

To me, Jack Wade's response is probably the most memorable quote in a video game; mainly because it made me laugh so hard when I first watched it. In fact that whole cut scene with Ramirez has some funny dialogue.

[Henry Spencer]

killer7.

Iwazaru: ±In the Name of Harman±

Harmen: No matter how many times you try, the result will be the same.
Kun: Ah, yes. Like our chess games. You always seem to win.
Harmen: Do you know why?
Kun: You tell me.
Harmen: [leans in] Because you're a bad player.
Kun: [laughs maniacally]

Kun Lan: A new generation of children will bring order to this age.
Harman Smith: You're a good friend, but unfortunately, our interests are not mutual. We have both become burdened with so much, and we don't have time for fun anymore.
Kun Lan: Well, there's always time for fun. It's Friday night.
Harman Smith: Let's dance.

Harman Smith: You're awake from your dream?
Kun Lan: Harman, the size of the world has changed. It's changed to the size where you can control it with your hands just like a PDA. The world will... keep getting smaller.
[laughs maniacally]

Kid: You don't wanna go any further. It's dangerous... My friends are all dead. They were all murdered...by people that look...like...this...I have been chosen. [laughs maniacally then gets shot in the head by Dan]
Dan Smith: Oh, shit! There's more than fourteen.
[spits]
Dan Smith: Those bastards are breeding.

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Star Fox 64 - Everything. Most quotable game ever.

I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIIT!

I saw my life flash before my eyes.

My beautiful reward! AHAHAHA!

No hit the braaaakes!

Uncle Androoooss.

You'll never defeat Androooooooss!

Do a barrel roll.

Are you gonna listen to that monkey?

Haaa, you're not as stupid as you look!

I ain't your buddy, go away.

Those tin cans are no match for me.

etc, etc. ad infinitum.

[shengoro86]

All your base are belong to us
-Zero Wing

[Rakim]

"Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?"

It's literally the only video game quote I can think of without doing any googling.

[south carmain]

Disaapointed in you Rakim I would have thought you of all people would remember Otakon's best line: "it's like one of my Japanese animes"

[Rakim]

I have failed ye. *commits seppuku*

[Shibiryo]

All your base are belong to us
-Zero Wing

I swear this quote is in the Fat Princess games but it's the announcer that says it.

[Henry Spencer]

Nier.

*in the sandstorm*

Nier: This sand is just too much!

Grimoire Weiss: Pth! Bleh! The moment I open my mouth, the sand rushes inside!

Nier: Weiss, you don't even have a mouth! Spt! Pfffth!

Grimoire Weiss: "The guardian of this temple is a curious sight indeed!"

Nier: "...Says the talking book."

Grimoire Weiss: "Why, you insolent crone! How dare you address me like some common paperback?"

Flower, Sun & Rain (DS):

Peter: "Put it into me. Come on in then. On in to me."

Sumio Mondo: "OK, I'll make this slick. [turns to camera] That's gotta sound odd...This guy, Peter, talking about "come on inside me..." [jacks into Peter's eyeball]

[OL]

[south carmain]

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ - Big smoke

[Ash]

River Ransom:

Item is Ain't got. - Main Character.

Shining Force 2:

As an immortal vampire, he can't be killed by a fall like that. Though I'm sure the impact didn't feel too good... - Sir Astral.

Blazing Dragons:

Have you ever heard of the Butcher, the Baker and the Candlestick maker?
Of course. Which one's your husband?
None of them. He's an eye doctor. He fills in if any of them get sick.

Broken Sword 1:

As I picked myself up, all I could hear was the ceaseless drone of traffic. Life went on around me, but the explosion was to change my life forever. - George.

Broken Sword 2:

Shoot him in the head; his heart belongs to Tezcatlipoca. - Pablo.
That's not true! We just had dinner a few times. - George.

As I stood at the door to the heart of the pyramid, I thought to myself; This is it. If I step through this door, I will die. I'd only ever once before felt like this. I'd been wrong then, I hoped I was wrong now. - George.

[Henry Spencer]

Whilst I'm in my Metal Gear mood:

Psycho Mantis: I wasn't able to read the future.
Solid Snake: A strong man doesn't need to read the future, he makes his own.

Gray Fox: After Zanzibar, I was taken from the battle, neither truly alive, nor truly dead, an undying shadow, in a world of lights. Now, in front of you, I can finally die.

Vulcan Raven: This is Raven territory. Snakes don't belong in Alaska. I will not let you pass. Send him a message.
*fires rocket from tank*
Vulcan Raven: *most badass laughter of all time* That's right, you belong on the ground like the Snake you are...[enthusiastically]Come let's fight!

Sniper Wolf: I watched the stupidity of mankind through the scope of my rifle.

Vulcan Raven: So General Ivan, I hear he took your hand as well as your dignity?
Revolver Ocelot: Watch your tongue, shaman!

[whilst reloading in a shootout with Snake]
Revolver Ocelot: I love to reload during a battle. There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet, into a well greased chamber.

Otacon: It's like one of my Japanese animes
Gray Fox: I've come from another world to do battle with you.
Solid Snake: What is it? Revenge?
Gray Fox: It is nothing so trivial as revenge. A fight to the death with you. Only in that can my soul find respite.

[Liquid suddenly appears in the Hind]
Liquid Snake: So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now... my brother?
Solid Snake: Why are you calling me brother? Who the hell are you?
Liquid Snake: I'm YOU. I'm your shadow.
Solid Snake: What?
Liquid Snake: Ask the father that you killed. I'll send you to hell to meet him.

Sniper Wolf: [as she is dying] I was born on a battlefield. Raised on a battlefield. Gunfire, sirens and screams... they were my lullabies... Hunted like dogs, day after day... driven from our ragged shelters... That... was my life. Each morning, I'd wake up... and find a few more of my family or friends dead beside me. I'd stare at the morning sun... and pray to make it through the day. The governments of the world turned a blind eye to our misery. But then... he appeared. My hero... Saladin... he took me away from all that...
Solid Snake: Saladin... You mean Big Boss?

Liquid Snake: You've served your purpose. You may die now.

Gray Fox: We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing...the only thing I was good at...but at least I fought for what I believed in. Snake, farewell.
Liquid: DIE!
[Liquid crushes Fox with Metal Gear Rex]
Solid Snake: FOOOOOOOOOOOX!
Liquid Snake: Foolish man. He prayed for death, and it found him. You see, Snake? You can't protect anyone, not even yourself! DIE!

MGS1 has most of the best lines in the series, no doubt. Every line is classic and memorable to me.

[Thief]

^ it really does, although this speech from MGS2 is probably the most memorable "quote" from the entire series for me.

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[Sonikku]

"Caymen here. no problems.

*Fox McCloud appears, crack shoting several fighters*

"Do you copy? EMERGENCY MANUEVERS!!"
-Star Fox 64

"Ha! No spoony bard could spin a sweeter tale! You say your brothers do not want this fight? Tears then, for the world you see is one beyond my weary sight."-Wiegraf
FF Tactics.