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Postby Yusuke » Fri Jul 25, 2003 7:49 pm

no but more than half of them are gay
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Postby Daemos » Sun Jul 27, 2003 12:49 am

Ryo and Ren jump out a... oh, forget it.
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Postby Yusuke » Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:15 pm

smart move whiteshadow
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Postby konaikonai » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:53 am

-Ryo wakes up "Ooooowe My rectum is soar!"
-Ren is passed out, his limp body bangin' against the wall..
Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!
-Do niu " Oh yeah BABY YEAHYEAH YEAH!!! SAY MY NAME BIT*H SAY IT!! SAY IT!!!!"
-Ryo cries "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Do Niu pulls out and knocks Ryo out with his D!CK!!
-Ryo & ren wake up in a cell and later, miracoulously, escape, but Do niu is right behind them and now Ryo and Ren both have to fuck him until he passes out..
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Postby Tomo » Wed Aug 06, 2003 6:48 am

Stop posting shit like this people your not funny!
(it hasn't been funny for about 5 pages)
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Postby TEEPO™ » Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:06 am

konaikonai wrote:-Ryo wakes up "Ooooowe My rectum is soar!"
-Ren is passed out, his limp body bangin' against the wall..
Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!
-Do niu " Oh yeah BABY YEAHYEAH YEAH!!! SAY MY NAME BIT*H SAY IT!! SAY IT!!!!"
-Ryo cries "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Do Niu pulls out and knocks Ryo out with his D!CK!!
-Ryo & ren wake up in a cell and later, miracoulously, escape, but Do niu is right behind them and now Ryo and Ren both have to fuck him until he passes out..


Reminds me of Pulp Fiction.

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Postby konaikonai » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:28 pm

Stop complaining!! Keep typing!!! ;)
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Postby Tomo » Wed Aug 06, 2003 4:55 pm

Alright just try to be a bit less childish.
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Postby konaikonai » Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:26 pm

-Ren puts Do Niu in a choke-lock while Ryo F*cks him in the corn-hole.
-Ren proceeds to gag the balligerant tank with his 10" bad-thang!!
-After Do niu passes out, they get outta there they find out about the Yellow-head building but first have to f*ck thier way to popularity to show a fruity old hag ( Who runs the yellow-head) who f*cks best, and after Ryo KO's some fighters with his in-decisive F*cking style, they find out how to get in ( Through the back door in the basement) and right as they slip through the fruity old man shows up and they have to get it on until he's out of it..
- Ryo accompanied with ren slip in un-noticed after Ryo talks with his friend Wong..
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Postby Yusuke » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:59 pm

I thought tomo said LESS childish
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Postby konaikonai » Sun Aug 10, 2003 10:30 pm

F YU TU!!
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Postby Snoopbob2006 » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:55 pm

Ryo's penis is all red and swollen so takes one nights rest. He wakes up at 8:01 he is refreshed he goes back to the secret passege of the yellow head and....
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Postby Forklift#5 » Mon Aug 11, 2003 3:20 pm

i doubt ryo has a penis
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Postby Snoopbob2006 » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:23 pm

of corse he does.
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Postby konaikonai » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:56 pm

a 9mm automatic!! ;) So anyway, he walks in, then..
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