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by **Tomo** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:50 am

Thank you.

by **konaikonai** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 5:38 pm

F YU!! SUKE!!! Por Favor???

by **Yusuke** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:22 am

shutup loser

by **Snoopbob2006** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:17 am

THE STORY GOES ON...... LOL!

by **Yusuke** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 3:15 am

or it ends here

by **Tomo** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:12 am

It definitely ends here.
Can someone please close this fucking thread full of childish idiots.
Please?

by **Snoopbob2006** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 5:42 pm

calm down.

by **Joe Pesci** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:07 pm

Ryo: Scott's Mom? What are you doing here
Scotts Mom: I am here for the mirror but I will give you sex in exchangeRyo: Ok
.....and the story continues

by **TEEPO™** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:52 pm

Ryo screws Scott's Mum.

Ryo: This is Hazuki style sex, baby.

Suddenly, Scott's Mum's pussy contracts so hard, that it rips off Ryo's winky.

Ryo: ARGH!!!!!!

Scott's Mum: Now then, where is the mirror.

Ryo: Its burried... under the pile of of shite.

Scott's Mum leaves with the mirror.

Ryo kneels down next to his dicapitated winky.

Ryo: winky? Winky? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

The winky dies...

4 days later...

by **Yusuke** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:04 pm

by **b_ren** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:46 pm

His winky grows back and starts working out get's strong then go's to china.....

by **Snoopbob2006** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:15 am

Later on Ryo finds out that his winky has got a special magic and can find out the secret of the cunt dynasty he goes further to the treasure and...

by **b_ren** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 3:40 pm

The dreamcast freezes and the player remembers he didn't save it so he as to start all over again.

by **TEEPO™** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 5:33 pm

B_Ren wrote:The dreamcast freezes and the player remembers he didn't save it so he as to start all over again.

HAHAHAHAHA, that was a good one.

by **TEEPO™** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:10 pm

Ryo is running toward the Dojo. He notices a black car. He enters through the doors. He runs to Ine-san, then picks her up.

Ryo: Ine-san, Ine-san.
Ine-san: Never mind about me, I'm just taking a nap.

Ryo walks toward the Dojo entrance. Fucku-san burst out through the doors.

Fucku-san: AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Ryo: Fucku-san! Waht's going on?
Fucku-san: I was trying to give LanDildo a blow job, but Hazuki sensei...
Ryo: My father?
Fucku-san: Of course your father, who else do you think I'm talking about?

Ryo enters the Dojo...

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