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Postby Xxl3o0mxX » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:12 pm

And dohniu knocks him down and drowns him in cum and dohniu and ren have sex with ryo's dead body
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Postby Tomo » Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:10 am

You guys are losers. :roll:
Don't you have better things to do with your time?
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Postby Snoopbob2006 » Wed Aug 13, 2003 6:54 am

yeah I think ryo should stay alive and we should carry on the story
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Postby Xxl3o0mxX » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:06 am

Ryo comes back to live and gags dohniu with his dick and then fires cum so fast it does right trough ren!
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Postby b_ren » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:42 am

Then Ryo has babies with a lamb and starts little ryo lamb babies called dyo, trant and him.
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Postby Yusuke » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:20 pm

then they all die THE END
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Postby DanH » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:55 pm

Good work Yusuke, this is getting really freaky.
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Postby TEEPO™ » Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:51 am

Ryo goes to the arcade. He has no money, so he sticks his dick in the coin slot.

Space Haryier.

The object of the game is to complete a series of levels by shooting the bad guys with your jizz, and avoiding traps, such as genital warts. The last boss is a giant fanny. The boss is defeated then Ryo sticks his dick in it.

Ryo decides to play another game.

Hmmm, Hang On...

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Postby Rock » Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:26 pm

(he goes to the arcade after he dies??)
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Postby TEEPO™ » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:35 pm

Fuks sake, you have to ruin my story.

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Postby Yusuke » Thu Aug 14, 2003 8:33 pm

the problem is their all dead
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Postby Tomo » Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:25 am

So all this bullshit's finnaly going to end?
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Postby Sonikku » Sat Aug 16, 2003 11:12 am

eep!
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Postby Tomo » Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:38 pm

Well that's just....completely irrelevant
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Postby Yusuke » Sat Aug 16, 2003 11:44 pm

thank me for ending the story
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