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Postby goaliefrk » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:34 pm

Landi tries to fuck Storm but he gets away just in time.
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Postby TEEPO™ » Thu Jul 03, 2003 6:55 pm

Wank lead Ryo to his bag.

Wank hands him the bag.

Ryo: Fuck! My condoms! Where are they!
Wank: It wasn't me! The others used them all!
Ryo: Fuck!
Wank: Goto the Cum Over Guest House.
Ryo: Fuck! That sounds good.

Ryo goes to the Cum Over Guest House. He enters.

Ryo: Fuck! I want a room.
Manager: You know why this place is called the Cum Over Guest House?
Ryo: Fuck! Why?

The manager cums over Ryo.

Manager: Thats why.
Ryo: Fuck! Gimme a room.

Ryo enters his room then jacks off for a bit while thinking about Joy.

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Postby LinuxHack86 » Thu Jul 03, 2003 7:02 pm

Then Joy comes in and fucks him. Then she had a orgasm.....
Ryo runs out of the house, then he runs into the guys that
took his condoms. Then...
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Postby goaliefrk » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:14 pm

Landi is standing behind them.
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Postby LinuxHack86 » Fri Jul 04, 2003 6:02 am

And Lan Di uses the most deadly moves in martial arts and
kills them. Then ryo took a crowbar and busted lan di's leg.
Ryo takes his condoms and runs away!
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Postby TEEPO™ » Fri Jul 04, 2003 9:04 am

Ryo wakes up!

Ryo walks out of the Cum Over Guest house to find Joy standing near her bike.

Joy: Have nice dreams?
Ryo: Fuck! Yeah.
Joy: Time to work.

Joy takes him to his work place.
After a short convocation about work with his new boss, he just beats him up and takes the money.

Ryo: Fuck! Thanks for the money sucka!

Ryo goes back to Wank Chai. He finds a group of thugs raping an old lady...

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Postby LinuxHack86 » Fri Jul 04, 2003 10:04 am

And he shoots them in the head. He took the old lady
to the alley and another rapist jumps out and begins
raping her. Ryo took out his trusty crowbar and killed
the rapist. then...
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Postby Yusuke » Fri Jul 04, 2003 4:19 pm

he raped the dead rapist and went to a porno complex where he saw chai wanking off in the theatre
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Postby TEEPO™ » Fri Jul 04, 2003 9:03 pm

Then he went back to Wank Chai.
He done a little bit of searching. He found Man Moo temple. He was told to find out about the 4 wooms--so he did. Then he went to stay at Xiuyings place...

Ryo: Fuck! Oh fuck yeah!
Xiuying: You have too sleep on the sofa.
Ryo: Fuck! Fuck!

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Postby Yusuke » Fri Jul 04, 2003 10:28 pm

Ryo gets up late at night and looks at xiuying sleeping so he rapes her then leaves he then goes to find joy when he sees joy being fucked by ren
Ryo:hey ren thats my bitch you've got there
Joy:hey chill ryo we can have a threesome
ren:sounds good to me
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Postby LinuxHack86 » Fri Jul 04, 2003 11:44 pm

So they had a Threesome for 9 hours..
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Postby goaliefrk » Sat Jul 05, 2003 12:10 am

Landi is still trying to recover from the crowbar.
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Postby LinuxHack86 » Sat Jul 05, 2003 12:19 am

Then he checks in to a hospital... Meanwhile ryo runs into Shenhua.
Ryo: Hi
Shenhua: Hi

Then ryo rapes shenhua. And keeps raping her until she lost
her virginty. Then he runs into the hospital where he meets
Lan Di and...
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Postby Storm Ninja » Sat Jul 05, 2003 1:45 am

Ryo is outside Lan Dick's room and Storm comes out of the room with a bloody sword
Ryo: where's Lan Dick?
Storm: he changed his name. now hes Lan Dickless heh heh heh
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Postby LinuxHack86 » Sat Jul 05, 2003 6:27 am

Lan Di goes into ICU... And he needs a place to sleep.
He goes over to a local hotel and sleeps. then....
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