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Postby Cyberman » Thu Jun 05, 2003 5:35 pm

Ryo: Ren, stay away from her. She's not your type.

Ren: Not my type!? Fuck off!

Ryo: You ask for it!

Nozomi: Stop it, you two!

Nozomi gets knocked down becuase of Ren and Ryo.
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Postby mikec_ct » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:04 pm

Ryo: Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Ren, you're not even supposed to be in my life until I go to Hong Kong. LEAVE!

**Ren lowers his head and walks out, goes to the airport and flies home**

Nozomi: Ryo, you didn't have to do that. Oh well, I think I'll go home

They part ways

12 midnight, Hazuki residence, the phone rings:

Ryo: Damn, Ine San!!!! Pick that up, would ya? I'm wanking over here!!!

Ine San: Ryo, it's for you!!

Ryo: Dammit! *pulls up pants and goes to phone* Hello?

Chai: EEEEE-HEHEHE!!!!! We have your girlfriend!!! Jizz over, I mean cum over to the harbor.

Ryo: I see. I'll need an alternate mode of transportation since the bus won't run

*Ryo goes to Naoyuki's house*

Ryo: Naoyuki, I need your bike

Naoyuki: Umm, I don't know, it's kinda late! And you can't even drive a motorcycle!! Your only experience is from playing Hang-On!!!

Ryo: Shut up. *uses Pit Blow to "Blow" Naoyuki's "Pit", then steals his bike*
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Postby Cyberman » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:01 pm

Ryo then steals the motorcycle

Ryo: Damnit! What does Chai want at this hour?

Ryo arrives at the harbor

Ryo: You better make it snappy.

Chai: Okay, Tony and Smith, attack him!

Tony and Smith appear

Ryo: Damnit! You're really pissing me off.

Tony: C'mon!

Smith: No escape, now, boy!

Ryo: Here goes.

Ryo double blows Tony and gives Smith the tornado kick

Tony: Fuck!

Smith: Let's go!

Ryo graps Chai by the shoulder

Ryo: Tell me, why did you call me??

Chai: :arrow:
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Postby Forklift#5 » Fri Jun 06, 2003 1:29 pm

Chai: Your voice turns me on so much
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Postby Cyberman » Fri Jun 06, 2003 3:07 pm

Chai: that I like you.

Ryo: Gross!
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Postby Yusuke » Fri Jun 06, 2003 7:38 pm

Ryo:ok i've had enough of this crap where is lan di tell me or i will give you such a bum raping that you'll be screaming big poppa till sunrise

Chai: thats what i was hoping you'd do

Ryo:oh yeah you are a homosexual well then if you tell me where lan di is i'll send fuku-san up here i think you and him could have some fun

Chai:fuck no even i wouldn't touch that weirdo
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Postby Cyberman » Fri Jun 06, 2003 7:42 pm

Chai: He went to Guilin.

Ryo: Guilin?

Chai: Please don't hurt me.

Ryo: Damn!
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Postby Yusuke » Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:00 pm

Ryo hits chai in the face and proceeds to beat him unmercifully

Ryo:where in guilin

Chai: in mu moms ass

Ryo: you're lying

breaks chais arms

Chai':ahhhh ok he's up my dads ass

Ryo: thats more like it
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Postby Cyberman » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:05 pm

Meanwhile elsewhere

Ren traveled to Bangkok.
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Postby Yusuke » Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:53 am

Ren:damn it i thought this bangcock place was a gay porn studio there goes my career
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Postby Cyberman » Sat Jun 07, 2003 12:51 pm

Ryo: It's not. It's a city in Thailand.

Ren: Whatever.
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Postby Juanfran » Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:30 am

I think you missed the point, it's supposed to follow the story path of the game, which means no detours to Bangkok with Ren! Which means...

KAZAAM!

Ryo: What? Where am I?

Kindly nude lady: In Hong Kong.

Ryo: Oh right, well OK then.

Joy pulls up on her motorcycle... :arrow:
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Postby Yusuke » Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:13 pm

Ryo: damn she's fine pulls down joys pants on the street and starts to get jiggy wit it
Ren:hey let me un on the action
Ryo:ren your not supposed to come a long until later in the game
Fuku san: well can i join in
Ryo:fuck you fujusan
Fuku san pulls down pants
Fuku san: now thats what i'm talking about
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Postby Forklift#5 » Mon Jun 09, 2003 10:17 pm

JC Fran wrote:I think you missed the point, it's supposed to follow the story path of the game,

AND YOU DONT JUST SKIP FROM DISK 1 TO DISK 3!!!
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Postby Juanfran » Tue Jun 10, 2003 5:04 am

Forklift#5 wrote:
JC Fran wrote:I think you missed the point, it's supposed to follow the story path of the game,

AND YOU DONT JUST SKIP FROM DISK 1 TO DISK 3!!!


Yeah! We'd better go back and complete disc 2!
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