Those of you from the old old dojo may remember the member Shenmuehongkong starting this story. what it is is like a funny version of Shenmue 1. we stick to the plot of shenmue 1, yet make it different. u get what im saying?
make this a funny, stupid, sick, or crazy as u want! just try to somehow stick to the original plot. Also, each part of the story doesnt have to be like 3 words or something. make it like a few sentences and then leave the rest to the next people.
Our story begins with Ryo Hazuki running up the road to his house in Yamanose. He sees a big black car parked in front of his house. He goes into the front yard and finds Ine San lying on the ground. Ine San says...