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Postby Mr.Hazuki » Sat Jul 12, 2003 5:06 pm

Yusuke wrote:yuan jumps out and masterbates in rens eyes

lol in the japanese version of s2 ryo describes yuan as a person that loox like a woman but has a dick! damn tranzes are taking over!(iwaohazuki :lol: )
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Postby Yusuke » Sat Jul 12, 2003 5:22 pm

in another version of shenmue yuan has a mans voice
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Postby TEEPO™ » Sun Jul 13, 2003 1:59 am

Ren: Shit! My eye!
Ryo: Fuck! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

They both run away.

Yuan: I'll have them... soon, muwehahahahahhaha!

After a bit of a chase, they end up at the edge of the building.

Dou Niu: You rats! I'm going to fuck you!

Ren: Shit! We gotta jump!
Ryo: Fuck! You gotta be crazy.
Ren: Shit! Lets go!

They both jump. They succefuly land on the other building. Dou Niu is seen in the other building, he starts to wanks.

Dou Niu: RATS!

His goo shoots across to Ren.

Ren: Shit! Not my other eye!
Ryo: Fuck! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

They arrive back at the hideout. Joy is waiting for them...

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Postby LinuxHack86 » Sun Jul 13, 2003 7:01 am

And she screws them 5 hours, and had 9 ograsms on them.
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Postby TEEPO™ » Sun Jul 13, 2003 7:52 am

After a rather long fuck, they get back to business.

Ryo does some investigating. Ren and Ryo are following Yuan...

Ren: Shit! There she is!
Ryo: Fuck! You're right.

They follow her to her room...

Ren: Right you mother f*cking b*tch!

Ren rapes her... but he realizes that she is infact a man!

Ren: Shit! A dick!
Ryo: Fuck!

Dou Niu enters the room... and he just happens to be very, very horny...

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Postby mikec_ct » Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:55 am

This topic has an overabundance of sexual escapades that last for hours on end, featuring multiple orgasms. That plot device was funny at first but it's getting old
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Postby Yusuke » Sun Jul 13, 2003 12:54 pm

Dou niu:you rats bend over that's my man who you raped
Ryo:but we didn't know...
ren:take him i'm too straight to be raped up the ass
dou niu grabs ryo but ryo kicks him in the nuts
Ryo:quick ren rape him
ren:man i always get the shitty job
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Postby mikec_ct » Sun Jul 13, 2003 1:19 pm

Yusuke wrote:Dou niu:you rats bend over that's my man who you raped
Ryo:but we didn't know...
ren:take him i'm too straight to be raped up the ass
dou niu grabs ryo but ryo kicks him in the nuts
Ryo:quick ren rape him
ren:man i always get the shitty job


Then I suppose they have sex for 8 hours and each has 16 orgasms?
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Postby Tomo » Sun Jul 13, 2003 1:50 pm

it's getting boring isn't it :roll:
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Postby Yusuke » Sun Jul 13, 2003 5:11 pm

mikec_ct wrote:
Yusuke wrote:Dou niu:you rats bend over that's my man who you raped
Ryo:but we didn't know...
ren:take him i'm too straight to be raped up the ass
dou niu grabs ryo but ryo kicks him in the nuts
Ryo:quick ren rape him
ren:man i always get the shitty job


Then I suppose they have sex for 8 hours and each has 16 orgasms?


how did you know :shock:
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Postby David Hazuki » Sun Jul 13, 2003 10:32 pm

Damn guys lol. This story was really funny at first when i started it. It was suppose to be like Shenmue 1, only funnier. So it was suppose to stay on the original story line, only subbing some funnier things in.

Mike, maybe i should restart it sometime? We can retry and only the 2 of us could post, or only people who show that they can be funny without being imiture children can post. I mean, some sexual and voilent things are funny, but this is way outta hand. I havent been here in like over a month, but i can always see that this story turned sour around page 3. Page 1 and 2 were great! but page 3 went sour...
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Postby Tomo » Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:11 pm

shall we start again then?
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Postby Cyberman » Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:35 pm

in the Yellow Head Building

Ren: We're trapped!

Ryo: Fuck!

Don Niu: I shall fuck both of you! I will stomp on you!

Ryo: No! Don't! You'll

*Don Niu stomps on the floor and Ren, Ryo, and Don Niu all fall*

Ryo: Damn!

Don Niu: I knew it! This building is falling apart!!

Ren: Well, looks like you're fucked!
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Postby LinuxHack86 » Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:14 pm

Yep..... It was funny....
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Postby white lotus » Fri Jul 25, 2003 5:24 pm

this is gay....i hope this gets closed.......what are ALL of you bisexual perverts?
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