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Postby b_ren » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:14 pm

But he's still alive and starts an odd sock collection in which he becomes a millionare.
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Postby Yusuke » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:15 pm

then yusuke chops off his head and shoots him into space
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Postby b_ren » Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm

Then Ryo gets bored and soils his pants and sucks it up back his nose.
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Postby Snoopbob2006 » Sun Aug 31, 2003 3:42 pm

Then the story gets made for xbox and it starts all over again....
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Postby Yusuke » Sun Aug 31, 2003 5:44 pm

but bill gates decides its dumb and ends it
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Postby b_ren » Mon Sep 01, 2003 5:08 pm

Then Yu Suzuki decides to make it.
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Postby Yusuke » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:49 pm

then yu suzuki has a heart attack so it ends up never being made
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Postby Red Rum » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:01 am

Ryo: Nozomi?
Nozomi: Ryo! have you fucked my grandmother lately?
Ryo: yeah...
Nozomi: If you do it again I will...
Ryo: Nozomi...
Nozomi: Ryo...
Ryo: Have you seen a Penis....i mean Car go by?
Nozomi: A Car?
Ryo: yeah it's wasnt the kind of S.T.D. seen around here
Nozomi: OH! That car splashed cum on me when it sped pass.
Ryo: really?
Nozomi: yeah and ive heard a rumor, that Tom raped the people in the car.
Ryo: you mean Tom at the hot dog truck?
Nozomi: yeah
Ryo: i'll check it out...
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Postby Yusuke » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:06 am

i guess you forgot that they're all dead
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Postby b_ren » Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:01 am

This is so shit now.
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Postby Mr.Hazuki » Wed Sep 03, 2003 4:17 pm

BOO!!!!! :twisted: im bak 8)
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Postby b_ren » Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:20 pm

Mr.Hazuki wrote:BOO!!!!! :twisted: im bak 8)
Are you sure your here?
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Postby Yusuke » Sat Sep 06, 2003 1:56 pm

you're back? YAY yippee oh wait i don't know you
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Postby Snoopbob2006 » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:56 pm

remember this classic topic
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