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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2003 9:08 pm
by Forklift#5
Ryo goes to the Dojo to find Fuku-san wacking off to Iwao Hazuki's picture...
Ryo: Fuku-sa....HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Fuku-san: what's wrong Ryo?
Ryo: YOUR ASS NEKKID JACKIN' OFF TO MY FATHER'S PICTURE
Fuku-san: you know that's what I do all day!
Ryo: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRAINING!!!
Fuku-san: Yeah to fuck you
Ryo: THAT IS SO WRONG!!!!
Fuku-san: All I want is some hot ass action
Ryo: WELL YOUR NOT GOING TO GET IT FROM ME!!!
Ryo turns around and begins to walk away
Fuku-san: Ryo...come back!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2003 2:45 pm
by Joe Pesci
LOL

PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2003 3:46 pm
by Yusuke
Ryo: thats it i'm staying away from fuku san that sick freak

Ine san: ryo i overheard you and fuku san.......... and i really think you should fuck him

Ryo: WHAT no fucking way

Ine san: ryo please fuku san tried so hard to screw iwao but Iwao was always busy doing me in the ass and you look so much like your father i think some three way action between you me and fuku san would help him
cope with never being able to fuck Iwao

Tom walks out of the house with a bathrobe

Tom: Ine san are you coming back to bed

Ine san:go start without me i'll be there in a minute

Ryo: Tom what the hell are you doing fucking Ine san

Tom: what can I say she loves my hot dog

Ryo: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass

Ryo attacks tom and strangles tom using toms own cock

Ryo: screw you freaks I'm just gonna steal the money

Fuku san: ryo wait if you fuck me i'll give you the money

PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2003 9:18 pm
by Forklift#5
you guys we like should start the story over or summin.....we're WAY off the original Shenmue story...

PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2003 9:54 pm
by Zhao
Didn't mean to post in here.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 5:25 pm
by Yusuke
nozomi: i need a cigarrette

Ryo: hey nozomi that was great and i got it all on tape,say have you ever considered being in porn

Nozomi: ryo you saw the whole thing and didn't even try to stop them

Ryo: those guys would have kicked my ass

Nozomi: you could have at least called someone

Ryo: like who there aren't any cops in this town so i say i did the right thing got it all on tape well see ya i'm gonna go sell this to get the money i need to go to hong kong

PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 8:19 pm
by Forklift#5
:lol1:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:35 pm
by David Hazuki
lmfao this is truely enjoyable reading!!! especially with Tony keep going "Whaaaaat? " LMFAO he says it so funny always make me wanna piss myself.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:49 pm
by Cyberman
Meanwhile, in the Hazuki basement

Ryo and Ren are tied up

Ren: Damn! Stupid ropes. Can't get free!

Ryo: Shut up and keep calm!

Ren: Quit giving me orders!

Ryo: Appently Lan Di tied us up.

Fuku-san comes down to the basement

Fuku-san: Ryo-san? Is that you?

Ryo: Yes. Get us out of here!

Fuku-san: Right.

Fuku-san cuts the ropes and frees them.

Ryo: Thanks, Fuku-san.

Fuku-san: Ryo, who is this guy?

Ren: Shut up! *punches Fuku-san*

Ryo: Ren! Why did you do that?

Ren: He's a real pain in the ass. Let's go!

*meanwhile, at the hot dog stand, Tom was reading a Playboy magazine*

Tom: Hot babes. Real cool! And Torrie Wilson looks like a bomb!

*Ryo appears*

Ryo: Tom, are you looking at Playboy magazine again?

Tom: Yeah, man! Torrie's hot!

Ryo: And?

Tom: She's my favorite WWE diva!

Ryo: :arrow:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:14 pm
by Storm Ninja
Ryo: she's mine too
Tom: wanna read playboy with me?
Ryo: no i got Nozomi she's a walking Playboy magazine. Hey Nozomi im going limp.
Nozomi walks up and lifts up her shirt.
Nozomi: is that better?
Ryo: yeah thanks.
Tom: give me some!
Nozomi: screw you! im with Ryo!
Tom: *whistles*

Then the teletubbies come out with their tubbie testicles hanging out ready to butt rape Ryo and Nozomi :arrow:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:00 am
by Cyberman
Ryo: Get the fuck off me!

Nozomi: AHHHHGH!

Ryo: NOZOMI!!!!!

The Teletubbies contiune to rape them

Ryo: Damn! Where's Ren when you need him?!

:arrow:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:09 am
by Juanfran
Suddenly, Juanfran appears from nowhere with a fuck off huge machine gun and blasts those fucking teletubbies into the next life, then disapppears again.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:13 am
by Cyberman
Ryo: Who was that guy?

Nozomi: I don't know.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:21 am
by Juanfran
Nozomi: But whoever he was, he was so damn hot! I wanted to rip his clothes off.

Ryo: Me too.

Nozomi looks at him funny

nozomi: Moving swiftly on....


:arrow: :arrow:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 5:30 pm
by Yusuke
Ryo: where the hell is ren now

walks into a room cool z is being bum raped by ren

Nozomi: what the fuck ren's gay too

Ryo: am i the only straight one in this town

Nozomi: ryo you're straight?

Ryo: well more like bisexual, ren get the hell off of him

Ren: stop giving me orders