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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 7:06 am
by Gorbatjov
i cant belive you missed the part when nozomi and the the guys in the park was gonna party

PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 9:40 pm
by Forklift#5
JC Fran wrote:
Forklift#5 wrote:
JC Fran wrote:I think you missed the point, it's supposed to follow the story path of the game,

AND YOU DONT JUST SKIP FROM DISK 1 TO DISK 3!!!


Yeah! We'd better go back and complete disc 2!

yeah!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 11:08 pm
by Daemos
](*,)

PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 5:28 am
by Juanfran
I've forgotten where we are and I can't be bothered top go back and check, so we'll restart with Ryo looking for Charlie

Ryo: I'm looking for a guy named Charlie
Noriko: What does he look like?
Ryo: He wears dark glasses, a black leather jacket and a large strap on dildo.
Noriko: Ooh, sexy.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 4:07 pm
by Joe Pesci
Ryo: *sees shenhua walking* *thinking to self* I can get that babe in bed for sure
Shenhua: Someone please help me
Ryo: yes baby?
Shenhua: I must lose my verginity in front of the white deer.
Ryo: this is easier than I thought
Shenhua: Ok, lets go
Ryo: aren't we supposed to be in a comfortable position
Shenhua: In the wild it doesn't matter
Ryo: Ok, how old?
Shenhua: 16 but it doesn't matter in the wild
Ryo: Sorry baby but I dont want a lawsuit on my hands. I thought you were 18
Shenhua: come now you son of a bitch
*Ryo walks away slowly and then runs away and his pants fall down*
*Lan Di sees him*
Lan Di: What a Faggot
THE END

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 12:30 pm
by Yusuke
Juanfran wrote:I've forgotten where we are and I can't be bothered top go back and check, so we'll restart with Ryo looking for Charlie

Ryo: I'm looking for a guy named Charlie
Noriko: What does he look like?
Ryo: He wears dark glasses, a black leather jacket and a large strap on dildo.
Noriko: Ooh, sexy.


Ryo: well have you seen him
Noriko:yeah he's always at the tattoo parlor with his boyfriend
Ryo:thanks noriko
Noriko: you can thank me when i'm done
Ryo:whaaa
norikko pulls down ryo's pants and gets on her knees

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 5:25 am
by Juanfran
Ryo walks to the tattoo parlour with a big smile on his face, where he finds Tony doing things to Smith

tattoo guy: Hey! Hold still while I tattoo!
Tony looks up
Tony: Oh no! gotta dash!
Tony and Smith run out, naked.

Ryo: I'm looking for a guy named Charlie...
Tattoo Guy: Are you his three o' clock?
Ryo: What? No! Where is he?
Tattoo Guy: Over there (points to the corner, a bed concealed by a curtain) But I wouldn't disturb him, he's quite busy right now...

:arrow:

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 6:10 am
by TEEPO™
QTE: press A.

Ryo pulls the curtain back to find Charlie jacking off to a porn mag.

Ryo:uhhh... is your name Charlie?
Charlie: WTF?(in a really annoying voice)

Ryo notices the busy arm of Charlie has a tatoo.

Ryo: Not the one!
Charlie: Can't you see I'm fucking busy?

Charlie pulls out a knife...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 4:39 pm
by Mr.Hazuki
(sorry 4bumping)
The knife stabs ryo in his dick and the knife breaks.ryo rapes charlies ass till he turns blue,charlie says ill fuk u 4 this! ryo walks out side and seez a toy machine he says "This should be fun"and put his dick inside and turns it in a circular motion. a toy comes out and its seemed 2b named "Space Hairy-er". Ryo then says"How cute a lil hairy dildo, this should be great 4 that pussy err..kitten"

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:28 pm
by goaliefrk
Meanwhile...Ryo goes back to visit the cat, but soon notices Fuku-san fucking Joy in the shrine.

Ryo: Fuku-san, you've been going for like a day now, you need to rest.

Fuku-san: Harder Joy, HARDER!

Ryo: Now where's that cat?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 9:01 pm
by Storm Ninja
Joy: uhhmm hold on
Joy goes to the back
Joy: aaaaahhhhhh aaaaaaahhhhhh uuuuhhhhh
cat: meeowww
Joy comes back out and holds out the kitten whos all wet
Joy: here
Ryo: gross!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 6:18 am
by TEEPO™
Joy notices a hairy dildo in Ryo's hand. She snatches it away, then starts to penertrate herself with it.

Joy: Ohhh... yeah.
Ryo: Yeah.
Joy: Hey Fucku-san, take a picture of me and Ryo like this.
Fuku-san: It's Fuku-san! You demented cow!
Ryo: Can I have the cat please?
Joy: Sure you can... but you gotta do me a favour first....
Ryo: Uhhh... okay.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:58 am
by Joe Pesci
*Ryo at Terries*

Terry: You know why they call me terry Ryo?
Ryo: Why?
Terry: Because I scream like a girl when I fuck
Ryo: do I need to know that
Terry: Yes, because you are gonna make me scream right now, get on your knees
Ryo: What the fuck is wrong with you
Terrry: I will tell you were Lan Di is under one condition
Ryo: What?.....
Terry: Get on your damn knees

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 7:42 pm
by etjester
Ryo: well it looks like i dont have much of a choice

*kneels down*

PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:01 am
by goaliefrk
After Ryo fucks Terry, Terry tells him Lan Di is at the harbor.