Pornmue 1

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Postby TEEPO™ » Sat Jun 21, 2003 2:28 am

Terry: Hey, not bad! I'll give you an A-plus for that!
Ryo: Yeah.
Nozomi: Ryo: so thats why you wont give me a shag!
Ryo: Yeah.

Ryo rides with Nozomi on the bike--looking all hard. Ryo takes Nozomi home then fucks her brains out. Ryo returns to the Dojo.

Ine-san: Ryo: Please try to come home earlier.
Ryo: Yeah...

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Postby TEEPO™ » Sat Jun 21, 2003 5:41 am

Harbour. Night.

Gui Zhang: Ryo, what are you doing here?
Ryo: Terry will take me to Lan Di, but I have to rape you return.
Gui Zhang: What the fuck?
Ryo: Ready?

Ryo bangs Gui Zhang in the arse.

QTF(Quick Time Fuck) Left, Right, Left, Right, Up, Down, Up, Down.

Gui Zhang fucks Ryo back. Eventually they both collaps.

Gui Zhang: Ohhh... not bad.
Ryo: Yeah, you too.

Terry runs out of the shadows with his dick hanging out.

Terry: Hehe, looks like I'll have both in one go!

Terry tries to rape Gui Zhang, but Ryo pulls Gui Zhang away, and Terry's dick is broken when he hit it on the floor.

Terry: Oh fuck!
Gui Zhang: You will pay!

What they don't know is there is a 70-men gang rape squad around the corner.

Terry: Let me invite you to hell...

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Postby MusHa » Sat Jun 21, 2003 12:38 pm

ryo kicks the mudafucka in the ballz them he gets his baseball bat out and he smases his head BANG! BANG! BANG! terr felt on the floor afta that nozomi appears out of nowhere and ryo starts fuckin her like crazy after that the teletubbies appear out of nowhere....
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Postby Mr.Hazuki » Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:45 pm

rite b4 ryo and gui zhan r about 2 get ther selves but fuked joy cums riding on fuku-sans ass like a harley and joy inpales the teletesties ass with that space harry-er dildo. The teletesties get so horny they explode! boom! the big horny explosion knocks ryo,gui-zhan,joy,nozomi, and fuku-san all on ther asses. Joy then says "Hehe how kinky!" then the 70-man rape gang walks up 2 them.
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Postby TEEPO™ » Sun Jun 22, 2003 2:41 am

The 70-men gang rape sqaud, all naked, surround Gui Zhang and Ryo.

Gui Zhang: We'll have to settle our differences later.

Gui Zhang and Ryo begin to fight them. They throw in the occasional arse rape attack on each other.

As they seem to be winning, a gay-looking thug jumps off a set of crates, naked. He has an 20'' dick. Ryo is out of energy, so he bends down for a quick rest. The thug charges toward Ryo from behind...

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Postby Yusuke » Sun Jun 22, 2003 1:07 pm

with the thugs dick hard as a rock he moves towars ryo aiming it straight for ryo's ass but guizang jumps in the way
Guizang:aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Ryo:guizang no
thug: now its your turn little man bend over
ryo quickly pulls out his dick and sprays the thug in the eyes using his jizz
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Postby TEEPO™ » Sun Jun 22, 2003 1:13 pm

Ryo: I'm sorry Nozomi! But I must use this to defend myself.
Thug: Arrrggghh!!! Shit man! What the fuck have you done to me!?!

Ryo and Gui Zhang chase after Terry around the corner. Terry sprays his man-juice into Gui Zhangs eyes. He then tries to arse-rape Gui Zhang. But Ryo punches Terry's dick, forcing it to go limp.

Ryo: Gotta learn to fight fair!

Terry is beaten to a pulp. Gui Zhang and Ryo both rape Terry at the same time.

Ryo has got his bag packed full of condoms. He is about to leave, but Ine-san and Fucku-san want to give him something before he goes...

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Postby goaliefrk » Mon Jun 23, 2003 6:05 pm

Meanwhile Landi sits and waits...
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Postby TEEPO™ » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:38 am

Fucku-san gives a Ryo his special set of porn videos and condoms.
Ine-san gives Ryo on last blow job before he leaves.

Ryo walks through Dobuita. As he walks past the sex shop the camera seems to be pulling him back--since he spent alot of time in there. The sex shop is called ''Sex You.''

Ryo arrives at the Harbour. Master chen teaches Ryo a special sexual technique. Chen also give Ryo the address to Lishao Tao to get laid in Hong Kong.

Suddenly! Chai jumps into the scene. Chai starts to jack off.

HEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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Postby goaliefrk » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:50 am

Meanwhile Landi still sits and awaits...
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Postby TEEPO™ » Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:53 am

Ryo and Chai have a bit of scruffle. Chai is defeated.

Ryo walks up on the steps to the ship. He looks at a used condom in his hand.
FLASHBACK.
Ryo is banging Nozomi.

Ryo enters the ship. The ship leaves.

Next... Shenmue-II.

To pass the time, Ryo jacks-off on the boat.

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Postby goaliefrk » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:44 am

Landi still sits and waits for the right time.
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Postby TEEPO™ » Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:08 am

Now to Shenmue-II.

Fuckmue.

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Postby goaliefrk » Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:59 pm

Landi now thinks too...
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Postby TEEPO™ » Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:55 am

Ryo arrives at Hong Kong. He talks to the woman who gave him a shag on the boat for a bit. She tells him that Wank Chai is not far. He passes by an arm wrestiling area...

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