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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:11 pm
by goaliefrk
Landi is at the arm-wrestling place, fucking the store owner in the back.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:10 am
by Yusuke
Ryo:why am i not surprised
Lan di:its not what you think
ryo:why don'you pull your dick out've his ass before trying to defend yourself
lan di yanks his dick out've the store owners ass
Ryo:i thought you loved me
Lan di:let me explain
Ryo runs away crying like a little girl

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2003 8:18 pm
by Daemos
Lan Di runs after him saying:Wait I...

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:23 am
by TwiceFriedRice
"THought u were straight!"

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:55 am
by TEEPO™
Ryo walks down the street a bit, Joy nearly runs him over. Joy fucks Ryo--just like that.

Joy: In Hong Kong, many people get fucked.

Ryo continues his journey to Wank Chai. He enters an alley way. Three thugs approach him with their dicks hanging out.

Ryo: How's it hanging?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:58 pm
by mooseman
boy those things are small

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:07 pm
by LinuxHack86
Then LinuxMan86 comes and kills the three gay guys,
Saying that" ALL YOU FUCKING GAY PEOPLE MUST DIE!"
And shoots them until they were dead. Then LinuxMan86 runs away. But before LinuxMan86 leaves, he says To ryo, "Fuck You!" Then
leaves and runs away.

Ryo: What the fuck?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:49 am
by TwiceFriedRice
And then Mr. Pheonix comes from no where and says"what the fuck?"

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:47 am
by goaliefrk
Stay on topic guys.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:36 am
by TEEPO™
Someone stole his bag. He tries to track the thief down.

Ryo: Fuck! The condom was in that bag!

Ryo continues toward Wank Chai.

He passes by a cafe. He asks to two thugs...

Ryo: Have you seen a little boy?
Thug: Hey! I was having a wank with my friend here! And you disturbed us!
Ryo: Okay...
Thug: You gonna have to pay!

After a heated dscussion, the thug smashes a dildo on the ground.
Joy speeds around the corner...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:09 pm
by LinuxHack86
And Fucks all of them for 7 Hours!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 7:16 pm
by Storm Ninja
Ryo: my bag was stolen by a kid
Joy: Wong got you hes over in Pigeon Park masturbating to a porno mag.
Ryo goes to the park and finds wong

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:17 pm
by TEEPO™
Ryo Pornzuki finds the boy named Wank, who just happens to be wanking to a porno mag.

Wank: Lalalalalalalala.
Ryo: Hey you little fuck! I want my bag!
Wank: Thats not your bag this is mine(he gestures with his ball-bag)

Ryo chases after Wank. They eventually arrive at the hangout of the thugs. The thugs are jolting each other.

Ryo: I want my fucking bag!
Thugs: Thats not your bag! This is mine! (they all gesture with their ball-bags)

After a little chat, they engage in combat...

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 9:24 pm
by goaliefrk
Landi walks over to a snack bar.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:17 am
by Storm Ninja
they start fighting but Storm Ninja comes in
Storm: this is getting really wierd
Storm slices off sam and larry's ballsacks