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Dating

Postby Red Fang » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:17 pm

Anybody got any advice on dating? I'm 18, never been out on a date before :oops: , and I asked this girl if she would like to go out with me sometimes and she said yes :rotflmao: . Any advice from anybody?(male and female advice would be appreciated)
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Postby TEEPO™ » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:19 pm

Yeah, make sure you have a lot of money.

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Postby Stevie » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:25 pm

On a first date with a girl it would be a good idea for both
of you to pay for you to share the cost of the date for whatever you do.
Afterwoods you should consider paying for the whole date yourself.
Make sure your able to carry a conversation, and make her laugh
cos girls always like to laugh.
Don't rush her into anything and take things as slow as they come.
Always be a gentleman too.
These reflect the mistakes I made which ended in myself getting dumped.

I hope my advice helps and have fun ;)
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Postby Tim Surway » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:30 pm

just dont insult her and youll be fine :)
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Postby santino » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:30 pm

wip it out if there is an awkward silence
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Postby Stevie » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:31 pm

*laughs*
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Postby Yusuke » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:33 pm

just tell her you have a huge wang within the first five seconds and you should be just fine
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Postby TEEPO™ » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:33 pm

I hope you find it fun to gradually see the contents of your wallet deplete.

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Postby Stevie » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:36 pm

TEEPO™ wrote:I hope you find it fun to gradually see the contents of your wallet deplete.


Yeah I agree, girlfriends are expensive
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Postby TEEPO™ » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:38 pm

Oh yeah. If you want her to grab your winky in a quick amount of time, do this: go see a film. Get some popcorn as usual, but only get only one bag of it that you can share with her. Open the bottom of the bag, allowing a passage into it. And then stick your tomahawk up in there. But make sure it’s still camouflaged by the popcorn. So what happens? Well, she’ll dip her hand in there to grab a load of popcorn, and inadvertently come into contact with your junk. Pop, corn-on-the-nob.

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Postby Daemos » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:42 pm

Stevie wrote:On a first date with a girl it would be a good idea for both of you to pay for you to share the cost of the date for whatever you do.

Check.

Stevie wrote:Afterwoods you should consider paying for the whole date yourself.

Check.

Stevie wrote:Make sure your able to carry a conversation, and make her laugh cos girls always like to laugh.

Half check. :theyareontome: Most of my joking is kind of cheesy...

Stevie wrote:Don't rush her into anything and take things as slow as they come.

No check... :lol: :twisted: :P That may be my problem... would certainly explain getting dumped 3 times and rising...

Stevie wrote:Always be a gentleman too.

Big check. Actually, sometimes I may be too nice.
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Postby Tim Surway » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:42 pm

TEEPO™ wrote:Oh yeah. If you want her to grab your winky in a quick amount of time, do this: go see a film. Get some popcorn as usual, but only get only one bag of it that you can share with her. Open the bottom of the bag, allowing a passage into it. And then stick your tomahawk up in there. But make sure it’s still camouflaged by the popcorn. So what happens? Well, she’ll dip her hand in there to grab a load of popcorn, and inadvertently come into contact with your junk. Pop, corn-on-the-nob.
...and just hopre to god she doesnt eat it :shock:
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Postby Daemos » Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:47 pm

That method gives you an instant slap in the face, as well as she not wanting to have a date with you again ever.
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Postby DaMulder » Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:34 pm

Most of all. BE YOURSELF !!!

My biggest mistake was always that I try to be who I think the girl expects me to be!!!

Be yourself and she will appreciate that!

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Postby Forklift#5 » Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:40 pm

pay attention to her, the only dates i've rly been on is with her friends...and i spent a lot of time talking to her friends...but i should've spent more time talking to HER...
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