You're right. The 11 series is defective for most people. It's an Arch Linux conspiracy. They have moles everywhere, and they sabotaged the package system.
But still, tell me about your video card, and I'll try to get you working drivers for that too, if you want to use straight Ubuntu for some reason.
Have you tried Linux Mint Debian Edition? It might help you to leave the Ubuntu base behind, yet still have access to the world of Debian packages. 'Tis also a rolling distribution, so you'll never have to reinstall again.