Random Thoughts

[wude]

i just found that man of steel's heroine is amy adams not jenna fischer

[QWERTY]

i just found that man of steel's heroine is amy adams not jenna fischer

Save it for the autobiography mate. That's some real interesting shit right there.

[Axm]

Looks like ill be going to the 2020 Tokyo Olympic games.

[Mitsuzuki]

Monday morning gifquake:

[Bambi]

Passed my driving test today.

[St. Elmo's Fire]

Nice one, though for some reason I thought you'd passed yonks ago.

[QWERTY]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 3071876268

Men who 'care about their appearance' more likely to be twats

MEN who work out and buy facial products are more likely to be twats, it has emerged.

As sale figures confirmed the growing popularity of ‘grooming products’, experts confirmed a link between using male face ointment and being some kind of idiot.

Professor Julian Cook of Roehampton University said: “Just because you rub oil-based cream into your face, it does not mean you are a more enlightened man who understands complex emotions.

“You’re just a dick who does as instructed by television advertisers, and you want to be on TOWIE or are a ‘funky house’ DJ.

“Most ‘metrosexual’ men wean themselves on a diet of glossy men’s magazines with articles about protein supplements and how to get women to do sex things they don’t really want to do.

“They are clinically insane.”

77% of random street violence last year was carried out by men with exfoliated pores and scoop-neck designer t-shirts.

Professor Cook said: ”Meathead-type men who wear concealer are very dangerous because they’re acutely paranoid that everyone’s going to start mocking them. Steroids and Clinique are not a good combination.”

26-year-old account executive Tom Booker said: “It’s important to me that I look good. More important, in fact, than anything else in the universe.

“Does that make me a twat?”

[Bambi]

Nice one, though for some reason I thought you'd passed yonks ago.

Was talking about lessons last year I think, put it off a bunch of times (as I do with many things) before finally starting in April.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 3071876268

Men who 'care about their appearance' more likely to be twats

MEN who work out and buy facial products are more likely to be twats, it has emerged.

As sale figures confirmed the growing popularity of ‘grooming products’, experts confirmed a link between using male face ointment and being some kind of idiot.

Professor Julian Cook of Roehampton University said: “Just because you rub oil-based cream into your face, it does not mean you are a more enlightened man who understands complex emotions.

“You’re just a dick who does as instructed by television advertisers, and you want to be on TOWIE or are a ‘funky house’ DJ.

“Most ‘metrosexual’ men wean themselves on a diet of glossy men’s magazines with articles about protein supplements and how to get women to do sex things they don’t really want to do.

“They are clinically insane.”

77% of random street violence last year was carried out by men with exfoliated pores and scoop-neck designer t-shirts.

Professor Cook said: ”Meathead-type men who wear concealer are very dangerous because they’re acutely paranoid that everyone’s going to start mocking them. Steroids and Clinique are not a good combination.”

26-year-old account executive Tom Booker said: “It’s important to me that I look good. More important, in fact, than anything else in the universe.

“Does that make me a twat?”

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[Kenny]

Finished the first outline. Writing the next one which i'm loosely basing on one of the most outrageous murders committed last year. This can totally work as a FF film.

[QWERTY]

It's a really strange feeling handing your notice in at work 3 months early. The project I'm working on has stalled and I've literally got fuck all to do and no-one cares because I'm offski. The days are dragging so so much.

[Peter]

I was like that for an entire year. It dragged in so much. Its even worse once you get here, time just flies by.

[south carmain]

something a little awkward happened to me today, I was chatting with this guy in my class about the prostitution problem in dubai and a girl from my class overheard and somehow interpreted that as I fucked hookers in Dubai. now half of the class females think I go to the middle east to fuck hookers
#lad

[Rakim]

She should be stoned for interrupting men talking.

[St. Elmo's Fire]

Why does Dennis Rodman get invited to North Korea?

[mue 26]

something a little awkward happened to me today, I was chatting with this guy in my class about the prostitution problem in dubai and a girl from my class overheard and somehow interpreted that as I fucked hookers in Dubai. now half of the class females think I go to the middle east to fuck hookers
#lad

Are you feenin for any of those girls though? I heard through the grapevine that many females are irrationally reluctant to start up romantic relationships with men they believe have a taste for the pros. Unfair, I know. If you do not feen for any of them though, all I have to say is good on ya #lad.

Funnily enough, most of the men I have met who have/do use prostitutes I have met while in college. Usually most of the men in my classes had extensive experience with prostitutes, and also seemed surprisingly eager to discuss those experiences in detail, though one word would have sufficed every time: #greezy.

So how is college, SC?