Ok I would like to first bring up N00DL3S, and what started the Jeff vs Jeff (me, the other Jeff) rivalry, even though it was only really a rivalry in the mind of Mr Noodles, and the battle for our affection and lust for our ass holes. And really it started over MSN, when Jeff and I got confessions from noodles of his over bearing love and his conundrum trying to figure out who he liked more, and some how Jeff and I both found out and were forced into a really awkward conversation over MSN (im sure we would have laughed out asses off about it now, which I think we ultimately did in the end, but at the time, it was awkward).
Obviously the whole situation started here, and me and Jeff (mistakenly) gave Noodles our MSN, eventually, we start getting messages from him with questionable content regarding the pleasuring of our penises (and penises in general) and thirst for bodily fluids. WHOA! Red flag! I remember trying to counsel him, I know he was a little younger than me, still in high school at the time I believe, he always talked about porn and other sex related stuff then one day BAM! he wants dicks.
I remember me and jeff trying to explain to him that we were not interested and to back off and I remember it being entirely too serious much less the conversation should have never happened in the first place, but he kept explaining he didnt know who he wanted more, after that being repeated enough times we were forced to block him. And some of the last few conversations with him were the most disturbing, as in his desperation he would describe how far he would go in his sexual acts just for a chance at one of us (either of us by the end, he did not care at that point). To this day I am still not exactly sure how much of it was sincere, it sure seemed sincere at the time, he was such an odd fellow when he posted here and one on one over MSN was just too damn much, I also think he told some other members about his feelings and his complex with me and Jeff and thats ultimately how it all got started.
This sounds fucked up to even say or accept, but I think he realized he was gay/bi talking to me and Jeff. Pretty fucked memory from here, gotta be one of the most disturbing, but looking back on it, also one of the most fucking hilarious too.