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Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:30 pmby QWERTY
Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote: I'll decide when I can say whatever I please.
Two weeks or not I don't think EITHER of you should mention the other in any of your posts, if you don't get along, thats fine you're two different people, I respect that, I like both of you. Throwing out each others names and these little jabs ain't helping anyone. I'm mentioning it to you, and I've mentioned it to him.
So how bout we just chill out, let you two ignore each other and just let things rest instead of either of you picking a fight.
Alright, don't get stroppy with your hand bag...
bitch.
Like you said in your last sentence, I was trying to let it be. Honest to god, I really was, but if someone brings something up in my face (like in real life) I'd rather face it head on than just let it simmer and slowly build up further over time. I haven't followed him around the forum looking for a fight, he evidently did with me tonight, and like the age old adage; if you constantly harangue a dog you will get bitten eventually.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:35 pmby Segata Sanshiro Jr.
Its ok, baby, its ok, give daddy a big hug.
Now, lets just pretend we're back on the top half of page 1 again.
A baby walks into a bar, the baby dies of a concussion.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:40 pmby QWERTY
A man goes to the doctors and says "doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains" and the doctor replies "well I'm afraid that is irrelevent now, you have approximately 24 hours to live."
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:43 pmby Segata Sanshiro Jr.
QWERTY™ wrote: A man goes to the doctors and says "doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains" and the doctor replies "well I'm afraid that is irrelevent now, you have approximately 24 hours to live."
A priest, a rabbi and an imam are on a crashing plane, they decide to jump out as a test of faith. They all die painfully.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:45 pmby QWERTY
What's the worst thing about three black guys driving off of a cliff?
They were my friends.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:49 pmby Segata Sanshiro Jr.
QWERTY™ wrote: What's the worst thing about three black guys driving off of a cliff?
They were my friends.
Three Cherokee boys are talking to their father. they ask him how he decided their names. He tells them he named them after the white men that raped their mother.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:52 pmby QWERTY
Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:00 pmby Segata Sanshiro Jr.
A man is sitting down with his daughter on his lap. He mentions she has gotten heavier, so she becomes bulimic.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:03 pmby Bluecast
A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:04 pmby QWERTY
A man goes to his doctor and says "My head hurts when I touch it" .The doctor replies "dont touch it then".
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:07 pmby Bluecast
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Let's go ride bikes!
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:17 pmby Segata Sanshiro Jr.
A man goes to the doctor for a colonoscopy, the doctor rapes him and later kills himself.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:21 pmby QWERTY
Bluecast wrote: Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Let's go ride bikes!
You haven't got the hang of this mate. Say par example - "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she was being carried by her owner to a slaughterhouse because the owner couldn't be arsed with cleaning up her shit every day"
The whole thing about an anti-joke is it starts off as a joke but winds down into something darker, more normal or without any kind of a punchline.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:23 pmby Segata Sanshiro Jr.
The way I've been doing it is thinking of a real joke I've heard then making it as dark as possible.
if that helps.
Re: Anti-jokes
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Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:30 pmby QWERTY
Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote: The way I've been doing it is thinking of a real joke I've heard then making it as dark as possible.
if that helps.
No, see... even then, than 'aint what an anti-joke is. It's basically taking the archetypal stylings of the genesis of a joke and then doing a switcheroo halfway through and making it just a standard statment. Like - How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one will suffice. Electricians are qualified to handle a simple operation involving a basic procedure of that nature.