by Kenny » Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:27 pm
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For.
Wow.
You know, going into it, I knew it wasn't gonna be as good as the original. I accepted that. But holy mother of cows, I didn't expect it to be terrible. Joseph Gordon Levitt's scenes are the only ones that didn't suck but even then his story was tragically mishandled. I had no idea Josh Brolin was playing Dwight until nearly the end of the film, which sucked caused Clive Owen nailed that role in the first. Brolin did not come close.
The consensus of reviews didn't like the fact there was alot of sex and violence, which I immediately wrote them off as a bunch of pansies cause c'mon this is SIN FUCKING CITY. Of course there's gonna be sex and violence. But around the halfway mark, I was like...okay, I think I get what they mean. The sex and violence was just gratuitous. It really didn't drive the story forward and just served as eye candy. No different from a Michael Bay film in that regard.
I mean, yes, Eva Green's tits are glorious and they show them ALOT. And I mean A-LOT. But i'm not 13 years old anymore. I want a side order of substance to go with those tits and a dash of reason to spice it up. If all I cared about were her tits and nothing else, I would've just waited for the film to come out on Blu-ray and wait for some idiot to upload all the tit shots on PornHub or something. Does not a good movie make.
They also did the thing I absolutely hate in these kinds of sequels and made clumsy references to the original. I hate that, I fucking hate that so badly. If you have to reference the original film, make sure you have a very good reason to do so (such as a villain comes back or something like that). Otherwise it feels embarrassing, especially if the current film is not any good.
Alot of the narrative flair and dialogue was just fluff here. There were story decisions that did not make any sense to me. There were even a couple of scenes I thought were editing mistakes. Man, I really hate analyzing shit like this but it just didn't feel like it came together. I even read the script was having problems during development, and oh man did it fucking show.
Apparently it failed at the box office, having come too late and all. But there just wasn't any hype anymore, especially since they had to recast four of the main characters. There was nothing here they added (other than Eva's tits) that justified any hype. What a damn shame too, this could've been great...if they had released it back in 2007 like they should've.
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