Fucked Up Day...

[cornchipz]

There must be some sort of unlucky roll in my family with people named Steph. My brother had a psychotic girlfriend named Steph. Well, yesturday, I met my first psychotic person named Steph.

It started out, at speech contest. Two friend and I were just sitting at a table, relaxing, and this girl just comes up and starts talking to us, saying, she likes to meet new friends. One of my friends I'm with starts making up some fake sex stories, just to try to make her freak out. The first story told is about him puking on his "girlfriend" while she was sucking his dick. Then I tell a story that is basically equivelent to the <a href="http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278">Tucker Max Anal Sex Story</a>. I then go into stories about, anal sex, homosexuality, beastiality, SCAT sex, pissing, and many more. The thing is, she is not freaked out by this one bit. It almost seems as though she likes this. I'm mildly freaked out at this point in time, and she starts hanging on me kind of, even though I have a girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend. Luckily, my friends helped me, they called over some people, but finally got my girlfriend to come over, and that got her off of me.

But, thats not where the fucked up thing happens. Later, my girlfriend and some people went up to her, to talk to her. One person in that group says something along the lines of Steph giving me oral sex. Steph looks right at my girlfriend and says something along the lines of, "I would have, but oh wait, he has a girlfriend.

That was one of the most fucked up days possible

[Ryouji]

There must be some sort of unlucky roll in my family with people named Steph. My brother had a psychotic girlfriend named Steph. Well, yesturday, I met my first psychotic person named Steph.

It started out, at speech contest. Two friend and I were just sitting at a table, relaxing, and this girl just comes up and starts talking to us, saying, she likes to meet new friends. One of my friends I'm with starts making up some fake sex stories, just to try to make her freak out. The first story told is about him puking on his "girlfriend" while she was sucking his dick. Then I tell a story that is basically equivelent to the <a href="http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278">Tucker Max Anal Sex Story</a>. I then go into stories about, anal sex, homosexuality, beastiality, SCAT sex, pissing, and many more. The thing is, she is not freaked out by this one bit. It almost seems as though she likes this. I'm mildly freaked out at this point in time, and she starts hanging on me kind of, even though I have a girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend. Luckily, my friends helped me, they called over some people, but finally got my girlfriend to come over, and that got her off of me.

But, thats not where the fucked up thing happens. Later, my girlfriend and some people went up to her, to talk to her. One person in that group says something along the lines of Steph giving me oral sex. Steph looks right at my girlfriend and says something along the lines of, "I would have, but oh wait, he has a girlfriend.

That was one of the most fucked up days possible

I think it's a universal thing. I knew a girl called stef who I was gonna go out with but then she went all psyco on everything

[cornchipz]

^^^HAHAHA, thats awesome. I know what I'm not naming my daughter

[Anthers]

Thanks for the heads up! ;)

[St. Elmo's Fire]

She sounds dirrrrty to me, not being turned off by that kinda talk, so you should have made like da No-torrrius BIG and got nasty with her. ;) :x

[Samanosuke Akechi]

was she hot?

[Gamer2]

I hate those kinda chicks

[cornchipz]

No, she wasn't hot, but she wasnt ugly. She was like... average. Maybe a 6.5 out of 10. Nothing special, but not ugly.

It's just one of those fucked up things that happened and stuff.

[Samanosuke Akechi]

let her know that you know chuck norris,that way shell get scared

[Sonikku]

Sounds like my kinda' dame.

[Only Child]

Uh, honestly, it sounds like you guys were the weird ones. Talking about sick sex stuff to a girl you've just met. Kinda weird, right?

[Kenny]

Yeah, really.

I was once followed by a hobo a few months ago in downtown and that's because he wanted me to give him a hug and find a place to stay. True story.

[Samanosuke Akechi]

Yeah, really.

I was once followed by a hobo a few months ago in downtown and that's because he wanted me to give him a hug and find a place to stay. True story.

did you say anything to him?

[Rider Strong]

No, she wasn't hot, but she wasnt ugly. She was like... average. Maybe a 6.5 out of 10. Nothing special, but not ugly.

It's just one of those fucked up things that happened and stuff.

So what's the problem? i see no reason not to fuck her.

[Kenny]

Yeah, really.

I was once followed by a hobo a few months ago in downtown and that's because he wanted me to give him a hug and find a place to stay. True story.

did you say anything to him?

I can smell is breath, so I recoiled and said "Dude...you're drunk" and then he said "No, i'm gay!....sorry about that, I just happen to slur my words from time to time".


Those were his exact same words....i'll never forget them.