So who was that Jesus guy?

by **Twist** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:39 pm

In light of the easter period I think its about time we stirred up some religious debate again.

So what is your view on who Jesus was? Was he as the Bible said, was he a time traveller (theres actually quite a bit of theory on this) or was he just the Derren Brown/David Blaine of his time?

Personally I believe the latter idea, thats simply been romanticised through the 12 individuals he managed convince completely.

by **Clint** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:43 pm

I think the bible is a fantastic fable. Nothing more.

by **FeelinLuckyPUNK** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:17 pm

I agree, i actually think Jesus was an alien!

That beam of light wasnt god, but a spaceship!!

I also think Jesus was overrated, Moses was way cooler with the whole move the water thing.

by **Twist** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:52 pm

yeh but in fairness god parted the water for moses

by **Clint** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:56 pm

Twist wrote:yeh but in fairness god parted the water for moses

Did he also cure me from tonsilitis?

by **Twist** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:39 pm

Clint wrote:
Twist wrote:yeh but in fairness god parted the water for moses

Did he also cure me from tonsilitis?

i doubt he loves you that much, that would just be favouritism

by **Clint** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:45 pm

or racial hatred. God was black remember.

by **Twist** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:50 pm

i thought that was jesus?

how can god be black if he aint made up of that 'matter' stuff

but i spose he does live in darkness what with the lack of 'space' surrounding him, so i guess he appears black if one were to peer into the non-existant space he occupies.

jesus its 2:50am, i should go to bed soon...

...if i stay up long enough it'll be about time for jesus to rise from his little tomb

by **QWERTY** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:09 am

Jesus was a homo. Girly hair and shit. Definitely a fartknocker.

by **Ro Shen** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:48 am

Jesus was a prothet nothing more !! NOT the son of god he was a messenger from god that went to place's were nobody understand him which led to chritiananty beliveing in the wrong thing AND the person that was crusafiad was a man that looked like him jesus was acsepted by god and now his in heaven now. If he is the son of god who's the mum ?? merry omg dont even make me start on that. That's what it say's in the holy quran and i belive it in some way's.

by **Ro Shen** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:57 am

Also question WTF is easter and egg's got to do with jesus ??

by **QWERTY** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:02 am

^ are you fucking joking?

by **Ro Shen** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:09 am

QWERTY wrote:^ are you fucking joking?

nope

by **QWERTY** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:24 am

SheN_MaD wrote:
QWERTY wrote:^ are you fucking joking?

nope

How old are you? 5?

by **Ro Shen** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:31 am

QWERTY wrote:
SheN_MaD wrote:
QWERTY wrote:^ are you fucking joking?

nope

How old are you? 5?

Man you must be thick how the hell can a five your old type. Im older then you.

So who was that Jesus guy?

So who was that Jesus guy?

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