Dude, THATS FUCKED UP!

[St. Elmo's Fire]

Kim Jong is my dad.

[St. Elmo's Fire]

Kim Jong is my dad.

[Birty]

I am related to Stanley Matthews (Ex-England and Stoke Football Player). He was my Grandad's Dad's Cousin.

[Mr. Frozen]

I wish I could do that BUT YOUR DAMN RELATIVES TOOK MY RELATIVES FROM AFRICA AND DIDNT EVEN DOCUMENT SHIT WELL! For all I know I could be a prince.

Im joking about the relatives part, of course. Actually I never bothered to trace back my ancestry. Farthest back I know of is to my great grandparents. But from what I hear my white relatives are from Scotland and England.

If I ever seriously get down and trace my ancestry I probably will just go and take a DNA test to save me a lot of trouble.

[Sonikku]

I'm curious as to what those who have passed before me have done, although I'm too lazy to actually put the time in. Oh well.

[TheRonin]

Whoa you could be related to Bravehart! Frozen

[HappyKillmore]

Wow that is weird.......
i have ties to germany as well,and i'm british

[Woooooo]

not related to anyone famous but my great grandad should be famous



he was dishonorably discharged from the army for killing 3 peedos



actually, my dad tells me we are related to somebody moderately famous from American history but I don't really give a shit about that.

[white lotus]

My father is bin Laden. lolz rofl.

[NeoShredder]

My father is bin Laden. lolz rofl.

Your father is Vanillia Ice.

[DaMulder]

My grandpa was the mayor of a Nazi holiday town but he surrendered to the russians immediately when they starting sending mortar fire down on the town. So apparently he was a Nazi, but he was one who knew when to stop!

[Lord Hayato]

I'm probably related to some farmer or something. That'd be my luck.

[TEEPO™]

My mother's side of the family is related to Alistair Crowley. He was branded as 'The Wickedest Man in the World.'

Here's a picture of his young self:





And my father's side of the family goes back to Elizabeth Báthory. This is a picture of her. My great great grandmother:



She tortured and murdered thousands of young virgin girls. She supposedly bathed in their blood to improve her complexions. Some believe that Bram Stoker based Dracula on her. A couple of films were made about her too.

That explains a lot.

[Martin]

Hitler was a great man, you should be proud.

On a more serious note, I shouldn't get too excited about these things. I've you go far enough, you can construe some kind of connection with almost anyone. It's just like MySpace. Like if you look at some random person's profile, it doesn't matter who they are, it doesn't matter if they live on the other side of the fucking world, atop a Himalayan moutain, in a small hut, they're in your extended network, which means they know someone that knows you. Or more accurately, the know someone that knows someone that knows someone that knows someone that knows someone (etc) that knows you.

[FoOn]

My father is bin Laden. lolz rofl.

Your father is Vanillia Ice.

Your father is E.T

Hitler was a great man, you should be proud.