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Teh Military

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:49 am
by cornchipz
That's right, bitches, I've joined the military. I signed the papers on Wednesday, and I will probibly be gone at the end of the month.

I have to leave to get a physical on my birthday(May 16th) and will get back on the 17th(Bob Saget's birthday). I will then probibly leave for Basic Training at the end of the month, and will be gone for 10 weeks.

I haven't really been posting here much, because I've been

1. Busy as fuck in the first place.
2. Trying to get ready for joining the military
3. I just haven't been in much of a mood for bullshitting, with the constant stress, and shit.

Yeah, not much to say. I just figure my coming back topic, talking about all the fucked up crazy people I met will be classic. And talking about the fucked up experiences.

Peace.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:57 am
by falk_aspargs
good luck

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:26 am
by cornchipz
Well, since I needed a military haircut, and I'm a very... very... bored person most of the time, I got a great idea, let's give myself the military haircut...

Image


And the aftermath


Image

And the best part is, my parents don't know yet. I can't wait til they see it tommorrow!

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 4:28 am
by TEEPO™
Try not to get your head decapitated or your legs blown off, lol.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 5:11 am
by mgeoff88
Take care and good luck.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 5:18 am
by KiBa
Take care and good luck.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 6:49 am
by FoOn
Good luck man, I've enjoyed your posts round here so make sure you get your arse on here when you get some time off.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 7:19 am
by Bane
Good luck, you seem like an awesome guy. Try not to get killed!

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:28 pm
by Sonikku
Good luck. Do your best to prove to the rest of the world just how superior the American War Machine is. :)

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:50 pm
by Clint
Good luck my friend. I will miss our conversations.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:59 pm
by Anthers
Good luck.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:05 pm
by Spokane
I wish have as good as time as you can have, and good health.

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:41 pm
by St. Elmo's Fire
Sonikku wrote:Good luck. Do your best to prove to the rest of the world just how superior the American War Machine is. :)


"Strength in numbers". ;)

Good luck, and don't get your ass kicked. :x

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:48 pm
by OL
What branch did you join? If it was the Navy, just make sure you're in really good shape before you go. If it was the Air Force, pft, you'll have no problem (they're the easiest branch. One of their requirements is that you be able to run a mile in 20 minutes or something. :lol: So fucking easy). If you joined the Army, then, well... you're stupid. Marines, too.

Good luck anyway though. I went to Navy boot camp a while ago, but I didn't get through because I got kicked out for medical reasons on a general discharge. Better luck to you. :nice!:

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:49 pm
by cApNhOwDy
I wish you the worst of luck.

JK, I love you, lol, now bend over.