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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby MiTT3NZ » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:16 pm

It's no joke man, she honestly used to have one of them perfect bodies, now if a body part ain't fat, it's saggy as fuck. If I wanted to shag someone who looked like that, I'd be fuckin her mam right now.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Who Really Cares? » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:20 pm

MiTT3NZ wrote:It's no joke man, she honestly used to have one of them perfect bodies, now if a body part ain't fat, it's saggy as fuck. If I wanted to shag someone who looked like that, I'd be fuckin her mam right now.



Get her Dance Central if you want her to lose some meat or PowerUp Heroes. That will have her sweating in no time.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby MiTT3NZ » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:23 pm

Nah, coz same shit'll happen. She'll go on it once unless I pester her to keep on it, and then she'll either give up or go back to eatin absolute shit like the pig she's turned into. She used to have bangin tits n'all, now she's got some angin, saggy cleavage :( Worst thing is, I'm a fuckin catch, and bitches know it. The amount I turned down when she was fit's a joke. Should never have proposed to her...
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Peter » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:25 pm

MiTT3NZ wrote:It's no joke man, she honestly used to have one of them perfect bodies, now if a body part ain't fat, it's saggy as fuck.



To quote qwerty:

qwerty wrote:Pics plz, or GTFO
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby MiTT3NZ » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:36 pm

Only got two pics, and they're faceless, but with cleavage. One shows off her belly when it was flat. They're on my computer (on my mam's lappy-tizzle at the moment), so I might post em up later.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Sailors? » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:01 pm

Judging off Mitts older pictures I can't picture him being a catch, but then again he was a spotty teen when he posted em. NO OFFENSE MITTS YOU UGLY FUCK.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby MiTT3NZ » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:04 pm

HA! Yeah, it took me a while to grow into my face tbh... Still, my oozing charisma, quick wit, and overall genius are just as attractive as my stunning good looks.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Who Really Cares? » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:05 pm

:lol:


Was down the pub so i missed it but im watching the closing ceremony on the BBC app on my 360 and damn ive been proud to be British the last few weeks. We know how to put on a fucking event!


Im proud anyways but even more so right now.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Henry Spencer » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:06 pm

Spokane wrote:By the sound of it he is in a lot of trouble. He says its the lowest point in his life and it can't get any worse and it could be years in jail. :sad:

I remember a year or two ago he was in trouble for getting in a car wreck without insurance.


Aw, crap. Poor guy. Seems like he's been going through a lot the past year...I just hope he doesn't crawl into a dark place and never picks himself up again. Why does this sort of crap always happen to nice guys like him? Hope he gets very little jail time and things go better for him.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Sailors? » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:07 pm

I fucking LOVED the Olympics, planning on going to Rio 2016.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Who Really Cares? » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:08 pm

Sailors? wrote:I fucking LOVED the Olympics, planning on going to Rio 2016.



Really wish i had volunteered to help out. Been brilliant.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby south carmain » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:18 pm

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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Yama » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:22 pm

south carmain wrote:http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2012-08-13-what-european-developers-need-to-know-about-american-online-gamers

The only thing they need to know is that they are salty as hell as a whole and never want to get better, only want to win out of the box. Out of fifteen matches in SCV I get 5-10 rage quits on AVERAGE. Shooters are really no better, well perhaps less quiting, but just as much if not more raging.

The most chill community was Project Gotham Racing 2. Even PGR4's community is laid back in comparison to most games and gamers out there now.
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby south carmain » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:25 pm

I guess racing games make people get used to losing over and over, I remember losing quite a bit at NFSU2 and burnout 3, I think the worst was midtown madness 3 and GT2 though I was young for GT2 so that's explainable, man I loved that game
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Re: You crazy sexy SOBS What is on your minds!

Postby Sonikku » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:45 pm

MiTT3NZ wrote:Mittz got his missus a Kinect, Wii Fit, and a Reebok step thing to get her to slim back down to the hottie I first got with. That was all 10 months ago. Now she looks 5 months pregnant. Really doin my best to sabotage the relationship so I can easily get out of it if she doesn't slim down soon. Sounds propa cold, but I can't marry someone I ain't attracted to, and any chubby motherfucker's a big no-no for me. I mean, fuckin ell, I can get a shag whenever I want, and I'm STILL sexually frustrated. I can't even pin her up against the wall anymore.


If looks are really that important to you, you might better just own up to that and tell her. Ending it in a moment is better than dragging it on and onwards and gradually sabotaging it along the way hoping it will fail. That at least would be honest. (and likely less painful for both of you over the long haul)
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