Crimson Ryan wrote:St. Elmo's Fire wrote:Spent a lot of time thinking about the pros and cons of going for a shit at work today, for some reason.
Pro: Enough toilet paper to cover the seat and water and to use afterwards.
Con: Opposite of above.
After a few idle ponderings, it essentially boiled down to;
Pros: You're getting paid for it, you're using someone else's paper, someone else is cleaning it, it can be made into a 20 minute mini "vacation" from your actual job.
Cons: Sharing it with so many other nasty filthy bastards. Yes, I always wipe the seat first, but this reason alone is enough to never let the Pros outweigh the Con/s by very much, unless someone is a heroin addict.