Random Thoughts! v2.0

[Sonikku]

Why would you ever post something like that?

Because Bambi loves us, but is unwilling to allow us to rest on our laurels. Hence why he bombards us with a crazy spider mom unleashing a swarm of scary spiders in hopes of helping us overcome our arachnophobia.

Or maybe because someone is freaking out over a little tiny spider to the point of asking the internet for advice and it's funny.

[Let's Get Sweaty]

I hate spiders, but... poor spider! Fuck her life. She scrambled inside for a safe, warm place to have her babies, and swiftly ends up trapped under a bowl being gassed with spray while nature takes its unrelenting course. Brutal.

[Sonikku]

Being a mom is probably a pretty thankless job.

[OL]

It's also the most difficult job on the planet. Apparently.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPg2oarG_c[/youtube]

[Bluecast]

Esp since the crack spider daddy isn't paying child support and in prison for busting a cap in caffine spiders ass.

[Bambi]

Why would you ever post something like that?

I hate spiders, but... poor spider! Fuck her life. She scrambled inside for a safe, warm place to have her babies, and swiftly ends up trapped under a bowl being gassed with spray while nature takes its unrelenting course. Brutal.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[wude]

that gif is very cute, thanks for re-posting it ;)

[Bluecast]

It took Rakim to post a Asian gif that not only does not suck but fun to watch

[Segata Sanshiro Jr.]

My nephew seems to like when I scratch his tummy with my claws.

[Bluecast]

Small hairy creature with large claws discovered tickling children in local park.
Where the wild things are

[Segata Sanshiro Jr.]

I kind of want to dress up as a wild thing for Halloween, so many good costume ideas. I could also be Glenn Hughes.

[Bluecast]

I kind of want to dress up as a wild thing for Halloween, so many good costume ideas. I could also be Glenn Hughes.

Put some fake blood on your mouth. Wear a big trench coat. Red/black eye contacts go into grocery stores sniff the meat like a wild man. Walk into blood donation places and ask where the blood is as you pretend to be in withdrawls. Get in a elevator lean over start burping spit out fake blood and say chinese doesn't agree with you. Have a buddy film it.

I used to do this kinda shit

[Segata Sanshiro Jr.]

That sounds very dark...and hilarious

[Kenny]

Playing with actors is fun. Lots of fun. There is something oddly satisfying seeing people perform and adjusting their behavior to a certain style. I mean I done it before but I guess the appeal now is that i'm doing it in LA this time.

Turns out shooting a short film with this script and these actors is optional. So I'll just adjust the script (cause some of these lines are clunky as fuck to recite) and actually shooting it with the actors i'm thinking of using.

[Bluecast]

That sounds very dark...and hilarious

As a teen me and my buddy Chris were nutters. We did bloody makeup on ourselves then go in public places and pretend to fight. Once got enough attention to have the police called on us. I took a kitchen knife glues a piece of foam to one side then soaked in in fake blood then acted like I was cutting him and looked like I was slicing him. Then we did something stupid like cover our faces and shirts and arms soaked in fake blood and walk in a store acting normal. I now watch these prank vids on youtube and reminded me. One I wanted to do was walk into a bank in a trenchcoat and ski mask and act normal.