Shenmue Dojo

So something like,

Why do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Absolutely nothing, it is impossible to combine an owl with a bungee cord.

Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote: So something like,

Why do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Absolutely nothing, it is impossible to combine an owl with a bungee cord.

Exactomondo.

The following is from a sophisticated and successful black man.


I got high ...grades in college, which lead to this great job opportunity .
I'd hit that ...putt pretty hard, the greens seem slow today.
I got weed ...killer from Home Depot today.
Look at all the booty ...I found while treasure hunting.
I've got lots of hoes ...in the shed next to my garden.
I hit it so hard last night ...at the gym.
Today I scored some ...goals in the company soccer game.
If the glove don't fit ...then don't worry, I have a gift receipt and you can exchange it no problem.
I was surrounded by police ...at the local neighborhood watch meeting.
Nothing better than a good 40 ...1K, my wife and I will be able to retire one day.
My dad used to beat me ...at Pac Man when I was younger.
Taking shots ...of my family to put on our Christmas cards this year.


Credit to Yama for finding this on twitter. We had a good laugh. At 2am everything's funnier.
http://twitter.com/SuccessAndBlack

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

Dorian walks into a bar. It's a gay bar.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

QWERTY™
Banned

Now that has to be the best anti joke act in existence.

In fact its so outrageously outrageous that ima double posting about it!