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Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Peter » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:14 pm

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/man-ra ... sCatID=341

A man was detained in Bursa province in Turkey’s Marmara region for allegedly raping a duck, daily Habertürk reported.

Police forces detained the man following complaints from his inlaws, who claimed he had raped one of their ducks during an overnight stay in their house.

The man’s father-in-law said he found "feathers and blood" in a bed with the duck.

The duck was "unable to walk," according to the father-in-law. The man’s mother-in-law told daily Habertürk she later discovered the man’s bloody shirt by a tree the next morning.

The 50 year-old suspect denied all accusations, calling them all "slander."

The duck was found to have suffered deformation and damage to its intestines and underwent several operations. It is now reportedly in good condition and remains in a vetrenarian’s care.


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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:16 pm

Yuck. :???:
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Bluecast » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:16 pm

Turducken?

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Peter » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:17 pm

I wonder if he used a rubber with the duckey?

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Who Really Cares? » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:19 pm

Duh fuck is wrong with people now days?
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby south carmain » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:21 pm

Who Really Cares? wrote:now days?

I will have you know that "duckrape" is an ancient art passed down the centuries from master to disciple

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Peter » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:26 pm

Some men cant control themselves when they come across a good looking bird.

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Mitsuzuki » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:28 pm

Such a fowl story.

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Bluecast » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:33 pm

The guy is a quack

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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Peter » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:40 pm

and he is proper donald ducked now
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Spokane » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:54 pm

I guess to him it wasn't the ugly duckling.
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Bluecast » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:58 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq8F8PeDBOU[/youtube]
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Riku Rose » Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:03 pm

The least he can do is pay the vet bill.
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Kenny » Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:05 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8[/youtube]
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Re: Man accused of raping a duck, in Turkey

Postby Spokane » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:22 pm

Riku Rose wrote: The least he can do is pay the vet bill.


It's what any good gentleman would do.
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