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Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:33 am
by Ziming
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MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

Read more: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/12/15/3 ... x-accident

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:17 am
by Spokane
I seem to remember hearing a similar story years ago that happened to one of the guys in Three Dog Night I think.

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:20 am
by silent killer
I'm sure the doctors in malaysia patched him up quite easily. Seeing as how they must operate on more than their fair share of willies.

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:26 am
by Bluecast
This is why cock fighting is bad kids

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:35 am
by Let's Get Sweaty
Sounds like he won't be doing any ground 'n' pound for a while.

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:40 am
by Who Really Cares?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dj1oDx8_H4[/youtube]

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:20 am
by Brothaman
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwQoF105RO4[/youtube]

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:45 am
by KiBa
All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel;
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun,
POP! goes the weasel!

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:56 pm
by Spokane
At least he was with a woman, imagine if this happened if he was just having fun with himself or was a closet gay and his homosexuality/bisexuality came to light this way if it was a dude.

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:08 pm
by mue 26
Forget replying to legitimate questions raised in the Team Yu thread. Yep, instead of spending any time doing that, this is what the world clearly needs more of: HORRIFIC penis injury threads. Lovely stuff.

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:39 pm
by Bluecast
mue 26 wrote: Forget replying to legitimate questions raised in the Team Yu thread. Yep, instead of spending any time doing that, this is what the world clearly needs more of: HORRIFIC penis injury threads. Lovely stuff.


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Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:06 pm
by Let's Get Sweaty
mue 26 wrote: Forget replying to legitimate questions raised in the Team Yu thread. Yep, instead of spending any time doing that, this is what the world clearly needs more of: HORRIFIC penis injury threads. Lovely stuff.


To be fair, as much as I'd also like the courtesy of a response in that thread, I could read about MMA broskis snapping their todgers all day.

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Spokane wrote:At least he was with a woman, imagine if this happened if he was just having fun with himself or was a closet gay and his homosexuality/bisexuality came to light this way if it was a dude.


Well, we only have their word for it. I mean, he's gone strangely out of his way to have us picture the scene a certain way, as if to deflect any alternative theories...

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:21 pm
by Spokane
True.

Either way they got sweaty whoever it was and bloody too.

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:26 pm
by Bluecast
Bloody hell?
Spokane wrote:True.

Either way they got sweaty whoever it was and bloody too.

Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:25 am
by KiBa
We've finally got some footage of the accident uploaded (Seriously beware! Very disturbing!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_OyHUqIIOU&t=04m12s