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Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:04 am
by Thief
Riku Rose wrote:
My boss was actually mugged and they let him keep the stuff in his wallet which is what gave me the idea.


He probably just needed an excuse to ditch his wallet.

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:25 am
by Riku Rose
Kenny wrote: I would but I don't feel like paying Riku $250,000 for the life rights. :P


Make it $500,000 and I'll tell you about the time I convinced a priest he was being stalked by the devil.

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:24 pm
by Yokosuka Martian
lmao if thats real i wanna hear it

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:56 pm
by mrslig100
So you didn't like a wallet your nan got you so you pretended you got mugged and now your family want to call the police.
Thats brilliant, too good, I love it :D =D>
All I suggest is to let it blow over.
Try asking on here:
http://boards.4chan.org/adv/

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:05 pm
by south carmain
mrslig100 wrote: So you didn't like a wallet your nan got you so you pretended you got mugged and now your family want to call the police.
Thats brilliant, too good, I love it :D =D>
All I suggest is to let it blow over.
Try asking on here:
http://boards.4chan.org/adv/

asking for life advise on 4chan... nope!

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:06 pm
by St. Elmo's Fire
:lol:

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:08 pm
by Riku Rose
Yokosuka Martian wrote: lmao if thats real i wanna hear it


Oh it's real. I have a pic of a prop that was used.

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Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:11 pm
by Yokosuka Martian
I think it's even more hilarious that the priest believes that the devil would actually look like a guy with horns and a pitchfork . What did he think that was?

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:22 pm
by Let's Get Sweaty
Thief wrote:
Riku Rose wrote:
My boss was actually mugged and they let him keep the stuff in his wallet which is what gave me the idea.


He probably just needed an excuse to ditch his wallet.

Stop trying to shift the blame, your name's a dead giveaway.

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:41 pm
by Kenny
south carmain wrote:
mrslig100 wrote: So you didn't like a wallet your nan got you so you pretended you got mugged and now your family want to call the police.
Thats brilliant, too good, I love it :D =D>
All I suggest is to let it blow over.
Try asking on here:
http://boards.4chan.org/adv/

asking for life advise on 4chan... nope!


Why not? They successfully told me how to get rid of those damn kids off my lawn. Who would've thought an axe and a couple of hungry canines would do the job so effectively well?

I'm planning on asking them advice on how to get rid of this stripper who keeps coming back to my place to use up all my blow.

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:51 pm
by Axm
Is it possible to nominate this thread of 2013 so early on in the year?

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:10 pm
by shengoro86
holy crap this is too funny.

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:24 pm
by Bambi
This thread was everything I thought it could be and more, 10/10 would read again.

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:28 pm
by mue 26
It's true, this thread just kept on giving.

Re: What Do I Do?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:58 pm
by Henry Spencer
If none of the members who posted in this topic don't get "funniest member" then I'm calling it a great injustice, until the end of time. Funniest topic on here in AGES.