(BREACH)pike: gi
(BREACH)pike: hi
mittens2317: Hi.
(BREACH)pike: do u play rpg?
mittens2317: On occassion. Usually though it's an umpteen millionth playthrough of Shenmue.
(BREACH)pike: ah
(BREACH)pike: how did we meet
mittens2317: You talkin MMOs?
mittens2317: Dunno mate, you added me.
(BREACH)pike: oh
mittens2317: I only use Steam for Football Manager.
(BREACH)pike: ah
(BREACH)pike: i got shenmue just recently
(BREACH)pike: for17 dorrars
mittens2317: Haha!
mittens2317: Sorted.
mittens2317: How you likin it so far?
(BREACH)pike: its ok
(BREACH)pike: oh have you have a saturn?
mittens2317: Just keep in mind, the quality's not in the gameplay, it's in the immersion,
mittens2317: And no, but I got a Dreamcast.
mittens2317: Used to have a Saturn.
mittens2317: Didn't use it once.
(BREACH)pike: oh
(BREACH)pike: didyou have panzer dragoon saga?
mittens2317: lol
mittens2317: No.
mittens2317: If I did I'd be a pretty rich guy by now.
(BREACH)pike: nah
mittens2317: Well, not rich, but it'd serve my wallet well.
(BREACH)pike: its only in the 200s
(BREACH)pike: did you have albert odyssey
mittens2317: Nah, I only had Tomb Raider, Nuclear Strike n Virtua Fighter 2.
mittens2317: And like I said, I never actually played it.
(BREACH)pike: oh
mittens2317: I didn't have the AV cable for it.
(BREACH)pike: i love saturn
mittens2317: I DID play Clockwork Knight at my cousins though.
mittens2317: We're goin WAAYYY back there though.
(BREACH)pike: lol that game
mittens2317: Think it was about 96, 97.
(BREACH)pike: oh how old are you
mittens2317: 24.
(BREACH)pike: ah
(BREACH)pike: i played this game called symphony of the night at my cousins
(BREACH)pike: wasfor playstation
mittens2317: Never had a PlayStation either. When the PlayStation came out, I only just got a Commodore64.
(BREACH)pike: nice
mittens2317: Didn't fully catch up til this gen.
(BREACH)pike: how much
mittens2317: I got it for free.
(BREACH)pike: how
mittens2317: My uncle.
(BREACH)pike: ah
mittens2317: Got a Master System off one of my mam's work mates a couple years after.
mittens2317: That was pretty sweet.
(BREACH)pike: i got somthing from my uncle but it wasnt that greay
(BREACH)pike: it was a sega genesis
(BREACH)pike: with this thing called a 32 x
(BREACH)pike: and a cd attachment
mittens2317: Ah, yeah, they were expensive as fuck them.
(BREACH)pike: yea
mittens2317: Take it you're American?
(BREACH)pike: yea
(BREACH)pike: are you?
mittens2317: Nah, I woulda called the Genesis a Mega Drive.
mittens2317: English.
(BREACH)pike: ah
(BREACH)pike: the uk
mittens2317: Mancunian, more specifically.
(BREACH)pike: whats that
mittens2317: Someone from Manchester.
(BREACH)pike: ah
(BREACH)pike: do you speak mancunian?
(BREACH)pike: idk
mittens2317: Haha!
mittens2317: Yeah, Mancunian's more of a dialect though.
(BREACH)pike: oh
mittens2317: Instead of "anything" you say "owt".
(BREACH)pike: thought it was a language
mittens2317: Instead of "hello", "y'alright"
(BREACH)pike: ah
mittens2317: Instead of, "Could you please pass the salt", you say "Gimme the salt nob ed!"
mittens2317: (nob ed = dick ed)
(BREACH)pike: lol
mittens2317: We're a moaning, confrontational, foul-mouthed lot.
(BREACH)pike: kik
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: imena
mittens2317: You just used MSN abbreviations beyond me.
mittens2317: Seriously.
mittens2317: kik & imena?
(BREACH)pike: msn?
mittens2317: You don't remember msn?
mittens2317: MSN Messenger?
(BREACH)pike: oh yea
(BREACH)pike: i do
mittens2317: How old are you?
(BREACH)pike: 19
mittens2317: Ah.
mittens2317: The new generation.
(BREACH)pike: new?
mittens2317: Yeah, we used to be the gaming generation.
mittens2317: Now you lot are seen as it.
(BREACH)pike: actually i dont count as one of them
(BREACH)pike: i like old games
(BREACH)pike: actually im turning 20 soon
mittens2317: That makes you a retro gamer.
(BREACH)pike: so
(BREACH)pike: yea
(BREACH)pike: i have an snes nes saturn sega cd 32x ps3 ps2 3do
(BREACH)pike: um
mittens2317: Collector too?
(BREACH)pike: n64
(BREACH)pike: yep
mittens2317: You must be fuckin wadded.
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: i started collecting when i was 9
mittens2317: Nasty habbit that mate, trust me.
(BREACH)pike: it runs through our family
mittens2317: Don't see them as a collection, see it as an investment.
(BREACH)pike: not really a collection
mittens2317: Collect with the intent to sell n you're fine, collect for the sake of a collection n you're just hoarding.
(BREACH)pike: not like those assholes online
mittens2317: You end up buying things you'll never use just for the sake of having them.
(BREACH)pike: that brag and shove it in your face
mittens2317: Nah mate, I ain't talkin about that.
mittens2317: I'm talkin about having a house full of paperweights n pretty decoration.
(BREACH)pike: i know
mittens2317: Sorted.
(BREACH)pike: sorted?
mittens2317: Over here that means "nice one" (and if you don't know what that means either, it's a way of saying "okay" or "alright", but in a much nicer - and "cooler" - way)
(BREACH)pike: oh
(BREACH)pike: cool
(BREACH)pike: id need to hear one of you talk
mittens2317: Yeah, it's a contextual thing.
(BREACH)pike: like some one fromthere
(BREACH)pike: ah
mittens2317: You know about Shenmue, don't you?
(BREACH)pike: yep
mittens2317: And yet you're still playing it?
(BREACH)pike: yep
mittens2317: You're either really stupid or really optimistic.
mittens2317: Haha!
(BREACH)pike: why?
(BREACH)pike: lol
mittens2317: ...
(BREACH)pike: why am i stupid
mittens2317: I'm not saying you're stupid.
mittens2317: I'm just saying there was a Shenmue I.
mittens2317: A Shenmue II.
mittens2317: But no Shenmue III.
(BREACH)pike: yep
mittens2317: And it's now twelve years later.
(BREACH)pike: i want dat shemnue 3
mittens2317: And there's still no Shenmue III.
(BREACH)pike: i heard rumors
(BREACH)pike: that maybe
mittens2317: The rumours are bollocks ("bullshit)
mittens2317: ")*
(BREACH)pike: ah
mittens2317: Don't believe any of it.
(BREACH)pike: oh
mittens2317: Ever.
(BREACH)pike: its gonna be for ps4
mittens2317: Every year there's a new rumour.
(BREACH)pike: and xbox one
mittens2317: That PS4 one stemmed from a picture of Suzuki n Cerny together.
(BREACH)pike: like the sega new system
mittens2317: They're old friends.
(BREACH)pike: kik
(BREACH)pike: llol
(BREACH)pike: imean
(BREACH)pike: ps4 will have a hentai game
(BREACH)pike: called rape play collection
(BREACH)pike: lol
mittens2317: Oh, I remember that.
mittens2317: Made the press about two years after it got released.
(BREACH)pike: lol
mittens2317: Shit's pathetic.
(BREACH)pike: i know there just looking for attention
(BREACH)pike: the news
(BREACH)pike: imean press
mittens2317: Both.
mittens2317: Who the fuck makes a game about raping some Japanese bird?
mittens2317: Besides virgins.
(BREACH)pike: the japanese do
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: you dont like hentai?
mittens2317: I'm against censorship, but what is the point in the game?
(BREACH)pike: do you
mittens2317: It ain't about that.
mittens2317: We used to all find Ariel n Jasmin (Disney characters) hot when we were kids.
mittens2317: But to make a game with the sole gameplay being "rape someone"?
mittens2317: There's no social commentary, no actual story whatsoever, no payoff, no decent gameplay, no innovation.
(BREACH)pike: i know
(BREACH)pike: its just for fapping
(BREACH)pike: lol
mittens2317: How the hell do you even do that if you're operating a gamepad or mouse+keyboard?
(BREACH)pike: put it on auto
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: ive played it
mittens2317: Shoulda just made a porn video.
(BREACH)pike: yea
(BREACH)pike: but its really shittuy
mittens2317: Not surprised tbh.
(BREACH)pike: hentai is great
(BREACH)pike: kik
(BREACH)pike: lol imena
(BREACH)pike: imean
mittens2317: Okay...
(BREACH)pike: you play battle raper
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: its like soulcalibur
(BREACH)pike: ceptwhen you fight your clothes come off
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: and its all girls
mittens2317: No, I don't play hentai games.
(BREACH)pike: its better than dead or alive
(BREACH)pike: i dont either
(BREACH)pike: i have before
(BREACH)pike: but i dont now
mittens2317: I have a fiance, so instead of fantasizing about naked girls, I can just fuck one instead.
(BREACH)pike: lol
mittens2317: Good talk though, I love reading about how soon-to-be-20-year-olds would rather play a game to see boobs as opposed to going out and making it your mission to see REAL boobs.
(BREACH)pike: wtf
mittens2317: I mean, seriously, why don't you spend time chatting some bird up instead of increasing your chances of getting arthritis?
(BREACH)pike: bird?
mittens2317: girl
(BREACH)pike: i already have a girlfriend
(BREACH)pike: thats why i used to
mittens2317: Yeah, sure mate.
mittens2317: They come out with some new erotic couples game for the 360 or Games for Windows Live?
mittens2317: "Better with Kinect"?
(BREACH)pike: lol wut?
mittens2317: While some guy at the Microsoft head office has his box of kleenex out watchin the whole live feed?
(BREACH)pike: lol
mittens2317: Foolin no one mate.
(BREACH)pike: lemme guess its catherine
mittens2317: ...
mittens2317: ...what?
(BREACH)pike: is that what the game is called?
mittens2317: For fuck sake...
mittens2317: Youz were meant to be smarter than us.
mittens2317: Youz were meant to give us a run for our money.
mittens2317: Just like we did the generation before us, and they did the generation before them.
mittens2317: The human race is supposed to IMPROVE.
mittens2317: Not degrade.
(BREACH)pike: i was just trying to know what the game was called
mittens2317: It was a fuckin joke.
mittens2317: Takin the piss outta you.
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: hahaha
(BREACH)pike: well there is heavy rain
(BREACH)pike: lol
mittens2317: Do you have any interests OTHER than games?
(BREACH)pike: ofc
mittens2317: What's ofc?
mittens2317: Oldham Football Club?
(BREACH)pike: of cource
(BREACH)pike: couse
mittens2317: -_-
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(BREACH)pike: whats wrong with you
mittens2317: That is a VERY good question.
mittens2317: I feel I may have to consult my doctor, because if nothing's wrong with YOU, then there must be fuckin PLENTY wrong with ME.
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: your funny
mittens2317: I'm seriously at a loss here.
(BREACH)pike: oh
mittens2317: What are your other interests?
mittens2317: Besides games?
(BREACH)pike: i like listening to music
mittens2317: I'm curious.
mittens2317: ...
(BREACH)pike: vgm
(BREACH)pike: um
mittens2317: Video game music?
(BREACH)pike: i have reptiels
(BREACH)pike: yes
mittens2317: LOL
mittens2317: So, you're a troll in training?
(BREACH)pike: no
mittens2317: Yes, you have to be.
(BREACH)pike: im not even trying to be a troll
(BREACH)pike: i really like video game music
mittens2317: You're a very strange one, coz usually trolls are supposed to wind someone up to no end,, not make themselves look like an idiot.
mittens2317: Liking video game music is still an interest in video games.
(BREACH)pike: lol i kind of am
mittens2317: Not a DIFFERENT interest, it's the same interest, but in a sub-category OF said interest.
mittens2317: Y'know, like how Gangsta Rap is an off-shoot of Hip-Hop?
(BREACH)pike: yea
mittens2317: Liking video game music is an off-shoot of liking video games.
mittens2317: It's the same damn hobby.
(BREACH)pike:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE1hhd0E-_I(BREACH)pike: i love that song
(BREACH)pike: i like watching anime
mittens2317:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQmittens2317: I love that song too.
mittens2317: I'm sure you will.
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: oh shit
(BREACH)pike: nooooooo
(BREACH)pike: i like youtube poop
mittens2317: It's called a RickRoll.
(BREACH)pike: i kno
(BREACH)pike: but i like youtube poop
(BREACH)pike: mashpetata
(BREACH)pike: s
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: mine shit
(BREACH)pike: lol
(BREACH)pike: asodhg;ewljrkhej'awth
(BREACH)pike: hahaha
mittens2317: Congratulations.
by Yokosuka Martian » Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:51 pm 
