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Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:37 am
by Thief
Shenmue Dojo! Back in June I wow'd you with my Top Ten Favorite Disney Songs! Now, let me bring you back to a world of amazement and wonder with... My.... TOP FIVE DISNEY COUPLES!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHKIIjTaA0k[/youtube]


You may begin questioning my sexuality now!

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:13 am
by Bluecast
All I know is Little Mermaid got me hooked on Reheads.

I also just like how she can't talk but is so expressive. He is a clueless idiot but you still like the guy. She is a hopeless fool but the Meg Ryan of Mermaids. Sleepless in the Sea. I'd put Beauty & The Beast pretty close to that.

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:30 am
by Rakim
Oedipus jokes? Gotta love Disney.

We should start our own Disney awards show. I can see it now:

And the award for best animated pedophilic relationship goes to........

Gepetto and Pinocchio!

Beauty & the Beast would sweep with:
Best use of Stockholm Syndrome in a Screenplay, Best Rape scene, Most tasteful Bestiality & Best Costumes.

I'm gonna have to go download Beauty and the Beast now. That shit is awesome.

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:29 pm
by beedle
is this a direct response to the alpha male topic

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:26 pm
by Thief
I would consider myself an alpha male, yes.

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:24 am
by ThyDarkAngel
Best Disney couple?

o_O

Well...

Obviously me and:

Image

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:49 pm
by Sir JC Denton
Oh dear God please tell me this is spam. Is this what this place has ultimatley de-evolved to? Man I miss the junk forum.

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:16 pm
by Sailors?
^ Shut the hell up and start posting more then. What I just said doesn't even make sense.

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:08 pm
by Yama
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gwZC5s2IU0[/youtube]

Thread redeemed.

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:51 am
by MiTT3NZ
Goddamnit Denton, why didn't you put this topic on notice?

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:28 pm
by Sir JC Denton
Because I'm doing all this on a kindle fire at work with the shifty Ass wi-fi. I'm not a miracle worker!

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:19 pm
by Sir JC Denton
Although that being said my favorite is Jasmine and Aladdin :smilecolros: 8-[

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:44 pm
by mue 26
Pfft, Jafar is the real stud muffin. And that snake sceptre of his...Disney knew exactly what they were doing.

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:50 pm
by mue 26
Speaking of which

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73fCLx-mFLg[/youtube]

:s

Re: Top Five Disney Couples

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:21 pm
by Let's Get Sweaty
^ The Little Mermaid clip, okay. Can't explain that one. The rest? Seeing and hearing things that really aren't there.