Shenmue Dojo

We would just play some ominous music and stare at each other awkwardly. Occasionally we'd race forklifts.

We don't have big gay Shenmue conventions where we dance like bellends.

To be honest, I think attending an actual real life social event and dancing (regardless of the event and dance) would be considerably less worthy of mockery than spending a lonely evening on a Shenmue forum exchanging pejoratives aimed at such attendees would be.

My God you're dull.

Loosen up a bit Mue, remove that stick from your arse and realize that posting a video displaying something that is quite hilarious to me isn't actually as offensive as you make it out to be.

Sailors? wrote: We don't have big gay Shenmue conventions where we dance like bellends. Though some on here may wish to partake in such an event.

I would like to partake in a shenmue converstion where we can dance like Tom.
Where we could enjoy together some Tomato Convenience Store while shopping shenmue merchandise.
Also enjoy capsule toys and soda machines

There would definitely be arm wrestling.

What were the words on Tom's "Hip de-Hop" song? All I could hear was "Amwulah muwah mahah-haha!" then the music part, which I'm sure had xylophones...

St. Elmo's Fire wrote: What were the words on Tom's "Hip de-Hop" song? All I could hear was "Amwulah muwah mahah-haha!" then the music part, which I'm sure had xylophones...

HEY YOU i wannagibim awanna groove do more abulla sing the floor awanna groove do more abulla sing the floor awanna groove do more abulla sing the floor awanna groove do more abulla sing the floor awanna groove do more abulla sing the floor HEY YOU i wannagibim

hope it helps

^What about Cool Z's music, can you translate that one too?

^ I GOTTA GIVA UHUHUHUH THE FUNKY RYTHEM UHUHUHUH duuuduuduudududududuuu

Thanks!

I remember lolling quite hard how Cool Z cried like bitch when you taunted him when throwing his boom-box around. It was almost as if you were throwing his first-born in the air.