No, I do like movies. I just don't like really bad ones. Not that this was really bad, it just had so much stupid shit in it that I couldn't really enjoy it as much as I really wanted to. I know I like movies cause I saw the original trilogy a few days ago and I still really enjoyed them.
I'm still standing by my stance on the lightsaber. The Millennium Falcon needed to come back because it's Han's ship and you can't have Han without the Falcon. The reason why it was off his hands and in some remote desert planet was pretty sound. It made sense it would be stolen and sold off to several people in about a 30 year span.
Boom. Explained. Wasn't hard at all and it works. Perhaps it was a bit coincidental the main characters would stumble upon the legendary aircraft, especially if Rey knew of Han Solo. If she knew about him, she might've known of the Falcon and that "piece of garbage" lying around her backyard WAS the Falcon. But whatever. I'm more concerned they flew the damn thing without really knowing how to navigate it and nearly wrecked it in the process. Then Han doing the same thing later on (which contradicts him telling Lando "not a scratch" in Jedi, does he not give a shit about his own ship anymore?)
Yes, she needed a lightsaber. But it didn't really need to be the original one from ANH and Empire. And Luke threw his green one away in the end of Jedi after defeating Vader and confronting the Emperor, so there's no way she could've gotten that (and god help me if they do somehow get that one back). It easily could've been another ancient saber Luke forged or found in the Jedi Temple that Ren destroyed.
Perhaps you can justify it as saying it's passing on the heirloom. Kind of a moment where Obiwan passed it onto Luke. But the fact that Luke lost it in Empire and crafted a new one in Jedi just spoke volumes about Luke's transformation from padawan to full on Jedi Knight. It also made the films feel incredibly distinct and different from each other. No cheesy homages or references (aside from the Death Star II battle). They were truly stand alone adventures that progressed the story further.
Bringing it back still feels like fan service. Its like the dog dying and instead of getting over it, you dig it back up and frankenstein it back to life. Then pass it along to the new generation instead of moving on and getting a new dog for them. It's an item that was best kept in that moment in time. I still feel strongly about that.