Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:23 pmby Shenmuedabest
I'm sure I've made this thread before due to being a jaded, weathered, old cynical cunt but fuck it I need to vent again.
What is gripping your shit in this day and age?
Me? Those fucking self-made internet celebs like Dapper Laughs. You know the ones. Those dicks that go around selfie vidding themselves trying to get a reaction out of Joe Public while they do another one of their hilariously shocking skits. Newsflash, bell ends, Jackass did it much better and much more successfully 15 years ago. Go and die in a fire and do us all a favour you perma-tanned, Brylcreem subscribising pillocks. I love the interwebs, but it's really given all the abhorrent individuals that I wouldn't dream of conversing with a wide platform to spread their inane dogshit.
Anyway... yours?
Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:41 pmby MiTT3NZ
I dunno, I like JackJones.tv...
Anyway, Facebook gets on my tits. Or, at least, what Facebook has become. In fact, fuck that, what the entire internet has become. Everyone's so damn sensitive nowadays. They're either overly PC or have retarded views. Facebook used to be a place to piss about and play fun games for a few minutes. Now it's fucking Candy Crush and a place to re-post quotes so your "friends" say "omg, that is deep" or "this is me", "I know the feeling", etc., etc.
Look, I'm egotistical, but at least I'm self aware. I know I'm a cunt. These attention seeking nob eds though? They do my fucking head in. Ironically, I can't bring myself to remove them from my friends list because I love moaning (it's what Northerners do best)
Another thing that gets on my tits is when munichs come crawling out the woodwork when they win something. Where were you before, eh?
Also, what the fuck is with McDonalds? They do the best strawberry milkshakes in the world - bar my own - but around 50% of em taste like the milk's gone off. It's always the same ones n'all. How fucking difficult is it to get fresh milk you lazy bastards?
Old people. Every time I have to get the bus, they're at EVERY FUCKING STOP. All they need to do is scan a fucking card, yet it still takes five minutes for each and every single fucker to do it. The worst thing is when they got on at one stop and get off at the next. They should have their own bleedin service, or at least have their legs lobbed off n replaced with wheels.
Wankers who use cheats and spawn camping on online games. Why? It's tedious. Even when I'm on the same team as em and we'll blatantly win, nobody's actually fucking playing. SvM is ridiculous for it. I'd rather lose and get absolutely smoked at the game. It's like a psychic playing rock, paper, scissors. What's the point?
Gamers, comic book nerds and film snobs piss me off too. I like playing games, reading comics, watching films, etc., but most others who're into em are so fuckin pretentious it's unreal. Indie developers can be the worst of the lot. Fucking wasps.
I hate a lot of things. Most things. Pretty much everything, actually. Except City. And Minesweeper, of course.
Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:54 pmby Shenmuedabest
Old people in general. All the ones that fought in the war are pretty much dead or are having their arse wiped for them. If an old person says "I was in the war" then fuck off they were just a kid and did shit all... apart from sewing bunting or some negligible bollocks... fuck em!!! Don't allow them to take your place in the queue. THE BASTARDS
Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:59 pmby MiTT3NZ
Y'know what? You're right. I take that part about giving them wheels for legs. Make the fuckers walk instead.
Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:05 pmby Rakim
Shenmuedabest wrote: Bambi wrote:Jack Jones
This twatflap?
He has the Rugrats hairdo.
Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:07 pmby Shenmuedabest
Bambi wrote: Shenmuedabest wrote: Bambi wrote:Jack Jones
This twatflap?
Yeah.
Subscribe! Subscribe! It's toilet, mate. It's harking back to Trigger Happy or Balls of Steel kinda shit but he's not clever about it. He's trolling IRL but doing it way too obvious.
Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:09 pmby MiTT3NZ
Just guy havin a laugh to me. A lot of em are unfunny, but he's actually good at it. Arthur Vines is good n'all (half the time) but his shit's completely different.
Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:15 pmby Shenmuedabest
MiTT3NZ wrote: Just guy havin a laugh to me. A lot of em are unfunny, but he's actually good at it. Arthur Vines is good n'all (half the time) but his shit's completely different.
Nahhhhh, come on... it's base level?
Re: Things that get on your proverbial tits
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Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:17 pmby MiTT3NZ
Ain't avin it pal. The guy's jokes.
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