Shenmue Dojo

OL wrote: 1.) Immunity to all disease, pathogens, and otherwise negative effects on the body.
2.) Really, really, really ridiculously good-looks.
3.) The greatest sexual talent and ability in the history of mankind.

It's all sex-related. Because, when I really think about it, everything comes back to sex. All accomplishments, all notions of success, all drive to do better for myself; all of it is just a potential path to more sex with better sexual partners. Because sex is the greatest thing in the world. All of this would just make it easier to get it, easier to actually do it, and ultimately make it completely safe (my biggest realistic fear in life is STD).
Of course, that's all taken under the pretense that I wouldn't be able to just wish for the ability to do anything I want by willing it to be so (the ultimate wish, if there ever was one).

I have to say, I'm surprised at the wishes for immortality so far though. Seriously, you want to live forever?
Forever is a long goddamn time. And without the ability to die, everything in life loses meaning and worth. The only thing to gain from that is a slow path to insanity. Personally, I want to die eventually.

EDIT: Actually, second list incoming:

1.) Ability to summon customizable copies of anyone solely for the purposes of sex, which can the be dismissed into thin air until I require them again.
2.) Eh, whatever.
3.) Other stuff. Eh.

See, with that, it wouldn't even matter if I was any good, or particularly good-looking, or whatever. With that, I could safely bang anyone I want, get my rocks off, and spend the rest of my time actually doing worthwhile things in life. Because if you take the pursuit of sex out of life, you seriously have so much more time to focus on other things.
Plus it'd leave me with two extra wishes. I think I'd hold onto those for a while until I really needed them.