Shenmue Dojo

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:53 pm**

I went into the other "would you rather" topic expecting something different.

I'll pose a difficult "would you rather" question, someone can then answer it and then pose their own.

Would you rather pee an apple or poo a watermelon?

GO!

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:05 pm**

Your anus can shrink back. Your dick hole can't.

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:21 pm**

myshtuff wrote: Your anus can shrink back. Your dick hole can't.

I don't know if there's any recovering from a watermelon, there's gotta be a limit.

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:16 am**

Thief wrote: I went into the other "would you rather" topic expecting something different.

I'll pose a difficult "would you rather" question, someone can then answer it and then pose their own.

Would you rather pee an apple or poo a watermelon?

GO!

Either would probably kill you.

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:06 am**

a quick end.
would you rather:
a, eat the biz end of a 12 gauge 4 foot long butterfly, both barrels of buckshot at point blank range.
or...
b, go classy and gucci and ask the S.A.S. boys to take your skull clean off using a 50 caliber armour piercing anti-tank rifle?

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:41 am**

Classic (not to be confused with classy) question:

Would you rather
a) eat a handfull of shit that tastes like the most awesome and delicious chocolate you ever ate, or
b) eat a handfull of chocolate that tastes (and smells) like the most disgusting kind of excrement you erm.. ever ate?

No long term consequences for your health in any case.

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:07 pm**

Ya'll motherfuckers have fun answering those questions.

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:53 pm**

Man, you guys are totally missing the potential of this topic. You immediately jump to the gross-out shit.
Much better question:

Keep in mind, this totally determines whether you're racist or not.

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:12 am**

The one on the right. Is that Katy Perry?

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:54 am**

Monkei wrote:The one on the right. Is that Katy Perry?

Looks like kanye west to me

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2015 1:49 pm**

south carmain wrote:
Monkei wrote:The one on the right. Is that Katy Perry?

Looks like kanye west to me

Looks like justin bieber to him

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2015 2:49 pm**

Now here's one:

Would you rather:

1. Have sex with a very ugly, smelly tootless fat hag (female)

2. Have sex with a very attractive young man.

Gays and girls are not excluded from this question, their answer will just be very boring.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:11 pm**

DaMulder wrote:Gays and girls are not excluded from this question, their answer will just be very boring.

I think the answer might be a little boring regardless.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:47 pm**

^^ none!
sooner wind up the S.A.S. (they love to fight and kill for their corporate masters) and die in a violent shootout.
my rounds would likely miss the target.
at least they have cannon-rifles and 50 caliber AP rounds designed to pierce tank armour, and would make VERY light work of the human body/skull.
splash it to the four corners of the globe.
i'd sooner eat a 50 caliber AP round at point-blank range than do any of that.

(that's what i'd rather do than screw a munter, or go gay.) :mrgreen:

[edit]
or face a shape charge at point-blank range.
british claymores wipe out entire areas, and made for kill zones.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:04 pm**

OL wrote: Man, you guys are totally missing the potential of this topic. You immediately jump to the gross-out shit.
Much better question:

Keep in mind, this totally determines whether you're racist or not.

Neither.

Shenmue Dojo

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